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tlt hyperfixation quarantine side blog // they/them/she // AO3 icon by @b1cr1ptic, header by me

[theriverbeyond]

“My master in life was revenge,” said the Sleeper. “My mission is one of—Goddamn it, I’m not going to start talking like this.”

- Harrow the Ninth, chapter 49

Wake: me!

Photo: @wyyrdplayy w/ fog machine assist by @cassylvan

[baby tube progress and WIP]

bonus:

[theriverbeyond]

HIGHLY recommended putting a pillow in the backseat of your car because today i took a 45 minute long nap during my lunch break. when i returned i learned my boss had been running around all lunch looking for me to ask me a work question and i had inadvertently avoided All That by being unconscious in the parking lot #winning

[theriverbeyond]

now that it is SUMMER and some places get HOT AS BALLS my guide to being in your car during lunch and not passing away is the following:

if it truly is too hot, don't do it. or bite the bullet and turn your AC on during lunch

if you have shade to park in, do that. unfortunately my entire work parking lot is a wasteland of direct sun

crack your windows in the morning before you go in. hopefully you work in a place where this is safe, but this will help keep the car cooler during the day

get a GOOD REFLECTIVE SUNSHADE for the front of your car, this too will help keep the temp in the car cooler

get a good reflective sunshade for the REAR window and also whatever SIDE window gets the harshest sun exposure. once again this will help cut the temp inside the car

leave a door OPEN while you're inside during lunch. I don't leave mine open all the way I just wedge an empty disposable water bottle in the door or prop it open with my foot to keep it open during my lunch break. this is to make sure while you are actively inside the car the temp is as low as it can be and you have airflow and most importantly do not die

i actually don't usually fall asleep inside the car when it is super hot (safety and frankly also comfort reasons) but having a 100% private sensory deprivation space where i don't have to mask and can just lie down and chill is IMO invaluable to Surviving The Workplace

#MyCar

[butchsaint]

[stxphxnxangxl-deactivated202506]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

they killed him for this

[reblogmelikeoneofyourfrenchgirls]

Happy Pride to this guy

[justcatposts]

Little girl teaching her cats how to draw a flower 

(via)

[hottiewitabloggie]

they’re? just? sitting there ???

[ladycavalier]

it makes it 100% better that i can’t understand her, i feel like i’m hearing what cats hear

[socialistexan]

[crtter]

Heh, she’s speaking Portuguese! Here’s what she’s saying:

*baby voice* “… and if you have any questions, just ask me! And now… yeah. And now you draw the roots. You draw them all twisted up! Got it? A flower? Now draw it. Did you get it, Luis Roberto? Did you get it, Jurandir? Look. Did you get it? That’s how you draw a flower.”

Luis Roberto and Jurandir are people names (Jurandir is especially a name associated with older men) so it’s extra funny that the cats are named that, heh.

[gideonisms]

my milf era is OVER. I am the milf now. Don't worry about it

[gideonisms]

I Am Not Pregnant I'm the mother of a beautiful baby girl though

[theriverbeyond]

kittens are amazing bc they're like what if a wayward ball of lint was also made of knives

[theriverbeyond]

check out my wayward ball of lint #MyLint

[theriverbeyond]

update on this btw, my beloved pile of lint is growing but also appears haunted (?)

[theriverbeyond]

update btw on #MyLint we are canceling the baby-food autoship bc she's a BIG CAT now??? 1 year old next week 😭😭😭😭 oh my god. started from the bottom now we're here

[bodyintheriver]

Relax bro ain’t nobody taking it from you!!

[theriverbeyond]

today at work a patient told me to go away bc she didn't want a man helping her wipe her butt and then immediately after that my next patient looked me dead in the eye while telling me i would be a good wife and that i should become pregnant soon. fascinating gender experience i have going on rn

[ddeck]

id be unstoppable if it wasn't for the evil brain disorder

[theriverbeyond]

fundamentally my problem is i have working dog mental illness which means im tired all the time but if i am free from a Job for even one day i WILL be destroying the house

[emmaklee]

Nishimoto Ryota

a piece of wood carved to fit perfectly into a zippered plastic bag

[interstellla5555]

[lilkakow]

Soviet swimmer Maria Havrish congratulates her rival Elena Kovalenko, who defeated her in the breaststroke competition at the Spartakiad of the Peoples of the USSR in Moscow, 1956 (photo by Lisa Larsen)

[lilkakow]

[dogpuppy]

[advanced-passenger-train]

[elevenbenevolentmammoths]

What If The Off-Hand Powder Is, In Fact, Cocaine.