I cant fuck with you if
1. You dont dance in your kitchen to Bonobo to get in a better mood
2. You dont listen to Sufjan Steven's on loud when you're pissy
3. You don't own a pair of cut offs or tapered skinny jeans because that shit is SO SEXY
3. You leave your dog tied outside 24/7 and I have to walk through the woods to investigate this shit and then I have to call animal control and if they dont do anything I will











