#treehousetales

[a-forger-and-a-point-man]

*sits on the patio working through the second family-size tub of rolo ice cream and watching hot, sweaty shirtless guys lift logs and saw wood*

[a-forger-and-a-point-man]

forgingismybusiness: 

I will not STAND for spuriousness. I will do my best to assist in anyway I can for I have never had such a true friend here as I have in you, forger, my sweet. You and Grizzly Bear have passion and fire and hair braiding and pockets and I love you both!

He is a fierce and wild warrior that his heart feels so deeply and you are not as wild as he but a soothing calm that anchors the spirit. It destroys me to see you both this way.

#agony in the trees

It's okay Mr. Eames I... think it's for the best :(

I loved him with all my heart but we couldn't trust each other :(

I was insecure, and he eventually had enough with the double-standards :(

If you need me I shall be drinking at Marbles'

[a-forger-and-a-point-man]

THIS IS DEFAMATION!!!

LIES!!! THE GREYFACE WISHES TO DRAW A WEDGE BETWEEN US!!!

HAS THE ANON NO FEAR OF GOD? TO COME BETWEEN A MAN AND HIS WIFE?

I WOULD NEVER BE UNFAITHFUL TO YOU HUSBAND! I WOULD NEVER LIE IN THE BED OF ANOTHER! 

WHAT WILL YOU DO? LEAVE ME? FOR - AT WORST - A CRIME OF MERE THOUGHT? THAT I LONGED TO DRINK SMOOTHIES WITH ANOTHER WOMAN BETWEEN HER SHEETS? A LONGING THAT LASTED A MERE MINUTE, CONSIDERING I WAS UNDER THE DEATHLY GLARE OF HER GIRLFRIEND?

I SHALL HAVE NONE OF THIS! WHO DARED TO TAINT MY REPUTATION? SHOW YOUR FACE! SHOW YOUR FACE LEST I REVEAL WHAT I HAVE HEARD ABOUT HUSBAND!

P.S. THANK YOU TO THE ANON WHO KILLED ME OFF IN HER EMILY BRONTE FAIRYTALE. YOU SHALL NOT BE SPARED.