△ yancy. favourite and least favourite gang member. no mercy.
Triangle Truth
"Two. Or maybe a one? It ain't that bad.
Least favourite's easy. That's Jimmy the Pickle. It ain't no surprise since we's not a pair that get along, see. We can work together for a common goal but we ain't boozing buddies. But the favourite... Shit, that's tough. Everyone got things I likes 'bout 'em."
Slowly, Yancy sunk back into the chair to have a think. "Tiny's good company when youse just want someone there but not much talking. Bam-Bam's always got a story to tell, and Shithole Hank's the best for good advice. Then Magpie - or Sparkles McGee - is just fun to be around. They's got a great interest in music, 'specially percussion, so they's is always up for a bit of music. They's is the reason I wanna get one of them ukuleles.
But... I 'spose for this... I'd say Shithole Hank. He's someone that wasn't ever meant to be here, but it ain't my story to tell. It means that he's not like the rest of us. He's had a good life. Kinda gives the rest of us scumbags something to look up to, yeah? And he's smart too, like I said. He don't care 'bout no reputation. He wants to help keep the likes of me outta trouble... Kinda nice to have someone to look up to that isn't a crock of shit."










