#tribe wachowski

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So Tom met Sonic by shooting him with a bear tranquilizer, Sonic met Knuckles by being punched through a wall and then strangled, and Sonic and Knuckles met Tails when Tails ran over Knuckles in a police car.

So how the heck did Tom and Maddie meet

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Love it when in crossovers ppl find out that the boys are brothers and are pretty close they all assume they grew up together, but the reality is Sonic hasnt even lived with Tom and Maddie for a year yet and Tails and Knuckles have only been members of the family for two months

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Please oh please let the end credits of the next movie be listed as something like "Sonic Wachowski" "Tails/Miles Wachowski" and "Knuckles Wachowski"

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Knuckles teaching Tom how to do echidna face paint, because it is tradition for the father to put it on his son's face after completing a coming of age ritual. And then Knuckles and Sonic go through the ritual and excitedly stand there (as Knuckles has waited years to participate in this ceremony, and Sonic is excited Knuckles is gifting tribe wachowski with some of his own family traditions) as Tom puts the paint on and Maddie takes a thousand pictures