#tricksarenotforkids

[thekingswife-blog]

Ooc; Guess what I got!? That's right. A new laptop. So darlings... Mama's back.

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Happy Birthday, TricksAreNotForKids!

((Luckly I had this ready from a couple of days

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Happy birthday!

You are really loved here on tumblr.))

[thekingswife-blog]

Parenting Rule Number 3

When it turns out that your first born is not dead and is actually living as Odin's neglected "son," go crazy Mama. Insist that he's "too thin," that they "must not be feeding him." Demand to see your grandchildren, ask him why he's not married, and offer to set him up with a nice Jötunn girl. Feed him. 

Feed him until he cannot eat anymore. 

[thekingswife-blog]

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Made a wrong turn Once or twice Dug my way out Blood and fire Bad decisions That’s alright Welcome to my silly life Mistreated, misplaced, missunderstood Miss, no way it’s all good It didn’t slow me down Mistaken Always second guessing Underestimated Look, I’m still around…

Pretty, pretty please Don’t you ever, ever feel Like you’re less than less than perfect Pretty, pretty please If you ever, ever feel Like you’re nothing You are perfect to me

You’re so mean When you talk About yourself You are wrong Change the voices In your head Make them like you Instead So complicated Look how big you’ll make it Filled with so much hatred Such a tired game It’s enough I’ve done all I can think of Chased down all my demons see you do the same

Pretty, pretty please Don’t you ever, ever feel Like you’re less than less than perfect Pretty, pretty please If you ever, ever feel Like you’re nothing You are perfect to me

The whole world stares while i swallow the fear The only thing i should be drinking is an ice cold beer So cool in lying and we tried tried tried But we try too hard, it’s a waste of my time Done looking for the critics, cuz they’re everywhere They don’t like my genes, they don’t get my hair Strange ourselves and we do it all the time Why do we do that? Why do I do that? Why do I do that?

Ooh, pretty pretty pretty, Pretty pretty please don’t you ever ever feel Like you’re less than less than perfect Pretty pretty please if you ever ever feel Like you’re nothing you are perfect to me You’re perfect You’re perfect to me Pretty, pretty please if you ever ever feel like you’re less than, less than perfect Pretty, pretty please if you ever ever feel like you’re nothing you are perfect to me

[thekingswife-blog]

Dear Tumblr,

I don't think the Allfather has ever seen a truly angry woman. Let alone a mother.

Shall I enlighten him?

[thekingswife-blog]

It seems Odin Allfather has a nasty habit of stealing children. This is not a one time thing, I see.