T!D: HEY DUDES!!! oh man its like a motherfucking au up in here whats up im trickster!dave
T!D: or just dave if youre a real og
T!D: candied up to the max and ready to get down to some real tumblr shenanigans
T!D: i was so weird about making an account on here before but im not sure why i was!!! theres nothing to be embarrassed about or anything this is going to FUCKING RULE
T!D: guess im a bit late to the party but im here to get DOWN TO BUSINESS and PARTY LIKE IT'S NEW YEARS EVE so feel free to send an ask and spread the good word B)
T!D: oh shit i forgot this is supposed to be an intro or something haha but im just TOO FUCKING PUMPED TO GET THIS ROLLING
T!D: anyways i like music and raving about bands id be fuckin psyched to talk about music if you guys ask. i also draw and make sickass comix so ill probably post some stuff of that here
T!D: this blog has a 0% TOLERANCE FOR ASSHOLES!!!!! if youre one of them heres the door dude
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-Super stiff and awkward the first time yall cuddled.
-Was not sure where to put his hands.
-After a few sessions, though, he grew to enjoy it.
-Ironically, of course.
-He won’t admit it out loud, but he loves cuddling with you.
-Every time you watch a movie together, he’s pulling you up to his side or into his lap (yes, even if you’re taller than him. Especially if you’re taller than him.)
-Loves to do those cheesy arm-over-the-shoulder gestures during movies, and that usually ends up leading to him pulling you onto his chest while he shifts to lie down on the couch.
-Your weight on top of him is a comfort. Like a warm weighted blanket he can annoy with raps.
-Yeah, sure, he’s toned it down in recent years, but Dave still raps.
-Prepare to hear rhyming lyrical narration about your snuggle sesh.
-If he needs more comfort, though, he’ll just lay his head on your chest and snake his arms around you.
-He is silently dying for you to play with his hair. He wants it so badly.
-It takes a lot of trust, but he will allow you to pluck the glasses off his face and put them aside. This is one of the rare times he has them off, aside from sleeping.
-If you kiss the bridge of his nose after doing this, it’s a one-hit KO.
Dirk:
-Dirk is… not good at cuddling.
-Not for lack of trying, certainly! He’s just really stiff and awkward.
-It takes him a long time to warm up to the idea, despite how much it does secretly interest him.
-He just doesn’t want to cuddle someone until he’s 100% sure he can trust them.
-Why bother enjoying something that might get taken away, right?
-Once you do start cuddling, however, he finds it extremely comforting.
-Despite this, he still flinches slightly when you try to pet his hair or his arm or something whilst cuddling. He just doesn’t expect it. He doesn’t know what to expect, honestly.
-He is very warm. Not as warm as Davian, but a solid second place.
-He also isn’t very talkative whilst cuddling, preferring to stay silent and enjoy eachothers’ company.
-At first, he will be the big spoon, as he sort of feels like it’s his obligation, but, secretly, he would vastly prefer to be the little spoon.
-It just makes him feel so much safer and closer to you.
-Dirk would never admit that, though. You’d have better luck squeezing blood from a stone than you would getting Dirk to admit he likes being held.
-Regardless of position, he enjoys holding you close and firmly within his arms. All the better if he can look you in the eyes during it.
-This is, surprisingly, one of the few times he’ll remove his glasses without any prompting or convincing needed.
-If he trusts you enough to cuddle, he certainly trusts you enough to look you in the eye.
-And what a sight to see… <3
Hal:
-Goes without saying that he is extremely touch-starved
-Unfortunately, he is also wildly in denial about needing any sort of physical affection, so you will 100% have to be the one to ask.
-He will obnoxiously hint to what he wants, until you catch on, however. What a gentleman.
-Whilst cuddling, there’s no doubt his hands will be roaming the entire time
-Not in a pervy way, he just had no physical stimuli for so long that he really misses just being able to touch stuff
-Especially people. He craves human contact like it’s the air he used to breathe.
-His favorite way to snuggle is with his head on your chest.
-He likes to listen to your heartbeat!
-Hopefully you dont mind those pointy ass shades stabbing you in the chest, because they are very unlikely to come off.
-He sort of feels like he needs them to be himself, so while he’ll be apologetic about how uncomfy they are to you, they’re still probably staying there. Nothing personal.
-If they do ever come off, though… ohhh prepare yourself for the most meaningful and loving gazes you’ve ever seen. And a slightly shifted cuddle position so he can rest his head in the crook of your neck. <3
-But, yeah, he’s usually the little spoon.
-If you want him to be the big spoon, though, he’ll oblige.
-He likes carding his fingers through your hair, regardless of length.
-He also likes giving you little forehead kisses, or even just resting his mouth on your forehead.
-Regardless of the exact position, the closer you are, the happier he is~
Davie (Trickster!Dave):
-Can not sit still to save his life.
-He loves cuddling, dont get him wrong!
-It’s just that… when it’s him, cuddling usually turns into something else. Whether it’s a tickle fight, making out, or what have you.
-Cuddling is spontaneous and usually somewhat inconvenient (for you.) He’ll just float by and scoop you up, and hold you close while he casually floats around the room.
-Depending on where you are, he might take off the glasses, but they’ll probably still be hooked into his shirt. He doesn’t like being far from them, after all!
-If you put them on, though, prepare yourself for an onslaught of squeals and adoring kisses aaaall over your face.
-If you somehow manage to get him to snuggle in a bed or on a couch or something like a normal person, he will constantly be fidgeting.
-His hands are running over your body, playing with your hair, whatever he can do to expend his energy and keep moving.
-His favorite way to keep himself busy during cuddling sessions is, of course, kisses!
-He loves to pepper your face with dozens of kisses, and, if you’ll let him, he’ll even trail them down to your neck or collarbone.
-Careful, though. This is a slippery slope to his second favorite way to pass time while cuddling…
-Tickling!
-There is no escape.
-Resign yourself to the fate of being tickled to death by your adorable pastel boyfriend. <3 It’s for the best.
David (Heinoustuck!Dave):
-David isn’t really the kind of guy to ask for cuddles, so much as he is to scoop you up wordlessly and flop down on the nearest piece of furniture.
-Given his big-ass wings, you are always going to be the little spoon.
-When you cuddle, he makes the softest little cooing sounds, like that of a bird.
-If Davie is the guy who never stops moving, David is the guy who absolutely REFUSES to move once he’s comfortable.
-If you try to shift much at all, he’ll just pull you closer and nuzzle into your neck.
-When cuddling you, he adores it when you lie on top of him.
-He likes brushing over your face or hair with his hands. Just soft, little, affectionate touches. For your sake, he only uses his human hand, as he doesn’t want to gross you out.
-He will be extremely happy and flattered if you draw his bird hand up to your face, though. He takes that as a huge sign of acceptance and genuine, heartfelt love that you can feel that comfortable with him.
-Due to his general body structure, he can’t really help how much his beak or his glasses might poke you, or how uncomfortable his wings might make certain cuddling positions. He will murmur soft apologies if you express discomfort, however, and will do his best to shift ever-so-slightly to make you more comfy.
-Will never admit it, but he likes getting little wing scritches.
Davian (Davesprite):
-Cuddling with Davian wouldn’t really be suggested, so much as it would just naturally occur.
-You’d be watching a movie, or drifting off to sleep, and he’d gently pull you into his side.
-He’d wrap his wing around you protectively and pull your head up to his chest.
-He’d place his own head atop yours, as well.
-Davian is so warm. It’s like cuddling a heated blanket.
-And so fluffy!
-Forget stuffed animals, Davian would be the softest to cuddle by a long shot.
-Davian would be hesitant to remove his glasses. It’s one of the few things that connect him obviously to his old life, and he’s not entirely ready to let that go.
-If he does, though, he will insist that you hold onto them for him whilst you snuggle.
-He doesn’t want them to get lost, and you’d be the one he trusts most to keep them safe.
-His neck feathers are so soft… and so, so cozy and warm. Built-in pillow, anyone?
-Like David, he has a habit of cooing when he’s comfortable. He can’t help it, and is a little embarrassed by it. He’ll try to cover it up with a quiet cough whenever it happens.
-Due to his wings, you sort of have to be the little spoon. That is, unless you’re cool with getting a mouthful of orange feathers with every breath.
-He adores it when you run your fingers over his wings, though. Touch them as much as you like, he’ll love every second of it.
-… And like Dave, he will also make up stupid raps about your cuddling sesh. Just with a few bird puns thrown in. <3
