Happy 4/13 to all my non-homestuck and still homestuck followers and friends.
seen from China

seen from Canada
seen from Canada
seen from United States

seen from China
seen from Canada
seen from United States
seen from Canada
seen from Canada

seen from Pakistan
seen from Canada

seen from South Korea

seen from Germany

seen from United Kingdom
seen from Canada

seen from Canada

seen from Slovakia
seen from Hong Kong SAR China
seen from United States

seen from United States
Happy 4/13 to all my non-homestuck and still homestuck followers and friends.
Doodles >:]
Featuring an oc by @sokowirowkagej ^^
Don't forget my old friend
hi tumblr.com does anyone have a picture of daves wallpaper without all the shit on it like without the icons cuz i wanna use it as my wallpaper
image for reference
edit: some epic person sent it to me i no longer need it
[A flick and a camers turns on, showing the setting for an interview. Three people sit opposite of the interviewer, sat close together on a couch.]
[The woman starts to speak, a polite look on her face, before she's being interrupted by a man in shades. He's grinning lazily at the camera.]
[The two bicker, the woman even tugs his ear in a scolding manner. The man in glasses sitting besides them hardly reacts, seemingly used to it, and takes up talking for them.]
[That settles the bickering duo down.]
[Aaaand cut!]
Favorite Ways To Cuddle
Dave:
-Super stiff and awkward the first time yall cuddled.
-Was not sure where to put his hands.
-After a few sessions, though, he grew to enjoy it.
-Ironically, of course.
-He won’t admit it out loud, but he loves cuddling with you.
-Every time you watch a movie together, he’s pulling you up to his side or into his lap (yes, even if you’re taller than him. Especially if you’re taller than him.)
-Loves to do those cheesy arm-over-the-shoulder gestures during movies, and that usually ends up leading to him pulling you onto his chest while he shifts to lie down on the couch.
-Your weight on top of him is a comfort. Like a warm weighted blanket he can annoy with raps.
-Yeah, sure, he’s toned it down in recent years, but Dave still raps.
-Prepare to hear rhyming lyrical narration about your snuggle sesh.
-If he needs more comfort, though, he’ll just lay his head on your chest and snake his arms around you.
-He is silently dying for you to play with his hair. He wants it so badly.
-It takes a lot of trust, but he will allow you to pluck the glasses off his face and put them aside. This is one of the rare times he has them off, aside from sleeping.
-If you kiss the bridge of his nose after doing this, it’s a one-hit KO.
Look I love people who write good guardian David/Alpha!Bro. It's sweet and Dirk deserves nice things. But honestly if Dirk got to grow up in the same year as Jane & Jake, I don't think David would have been a good guardian.
He would be emotionally constipated, lacking most of that character growth that had Dave has. I think he'd be alot like Beta!Mom actually. Neglectful and throws himself into work. Dirk would still be stuck raising himself alot of the time. He would still think the sun shined out of David ass thou. He would make excuses for him never being home, that 'his work was too important to abandon', and that 'Dirk was just fine on his own' (he's not).
I think part of the reason David would avoid Dirk, is he knows about the game, how he'll probably die, and lose Dirk. He can't bear to get too close to Dirk, so he just leaves the kid home alone so he doesn't have to face his fears & problems.
Hi Bro! I heard you're a busy guy. What do you do for work on a normal day? :)
Bro: ...
Bro: Yeah. M'busy. Takin' care of a kid's hard work. And like anyone I got jobs to feed this bottomless pit. Kids are expensive.
David: Come on man don't be such a baby it's just a question.
Bro: Yeah you'd know about that wouldn't you.
David: Okay 1. rude. 2. Because I'm the best older brother I'm going to pretend you didn't say that just to hurt my feelings.
David: Don't you do like, car stuff?
Bro: Yep.
David: Anything more to that or...?
Bro: Nope.
David: Come on you're busy all the time-
Bro: Heh. Could talk about the puppets.
David: Okay yeah no- you're right question's done