Proper Measurement Units
So my twin and I decided that we should adopt a universally accepted measurement system for feels.
one Damn = "Okay not cool bro" one Shit = "Nope this is not happening I am in denial of all that is occuring" one Fuck = "I will not accept this I will find you you little bastard" one Shittonne = "I am going to need so many buckets of brain bleach to erase this sadness from my memory banks." one Whaleshite = "No no no nononono NO MY BABY YOU CANNOT DIE" one Fucktonne = "SCREAMING. SCREAMING. GROSS SOBBING NO I WILL GO DOWN WITH THIS SHIP WHY WORLD WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS. IT IS LIKE YOU SPECIFICALLY GATHERED ALL THE WOOD IN ROME TO BUILD ME THIS BEAUTIFUL LUXURY LINER AND SET IT SAIL ACROSS THE ATLANTIC ONLY FOR IT TO SINK WITH ALL OF MY CHILDREN ON IT YOU HORRID MONSTER"
Tentatively calling this the Trigger system.
Like "I am having three Triggered Fucks over that headcanon it is so sad." or "I was aiming for a Triggered Shittonne of angst with this plot, enjoy!"