what if I drew the silly website warrior cat gijinkas because we got a new site migration going. what then.
got too silly
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what if I drew the silly website warrior cat gijinkas because we got a new site migration going. what then.
got too silly
I thought I saw you last night.
A useful weapon against villains in the future, I’m sure.
You’re welcome for this imagery. Perhaps unsurprisingly, I came up with this one while we were cosplaying them.
My Ko-fi | My Etsy
*Insert sound of Midnight cackling in the background*
When I thought about BNHA action figures, the logistics of Mic’s hair was the first thought that struck me. Then I went straight away and drew this, even if it is stupid.
Like my mini comics? Maybe buy me a kofi!
internship with fatgum!!
due to that other post i was also thinking about what social media would be like in the pokemon universe
i think people would be a little stupid
I was raised agnostic and tend to remain ambiguous on theological matters.
-but my house has a porch on the second story that affords me a terrific view of my neighborhood and the Colorado Front Range and I was partaking of some peace before the 4th Of July Finger-Loss Festivities begin, and I have had a
~*Spiritual Experience*~
I just watched my neighbor try to unload an actual wooden pallet that had to have been forklifted into the back of his insecurity pickup worth of fireworks.
Except that he does not have a forklift in his garage.
He does have so much sports memorabilia and cardboard boxes of unsold MLM Merchandise and patriotically themed camping gear and posters of women in bikinis and flags of suspect political organizations in his garage that there is only BARELY enough space for the fireworks and certainly none for his truck.
So he had to unload the individual boxes of recreational explosives from the back of his truck and stack them in the minimal space he had cleared by hand. This is a tedious and time-consuming process as this neighbor has purchased a wide variety of recreational and locally illegal explosives instead of many of just a few types, so the individual boxes are rather small.
He begins, and this is crucial to what happens next, by cutting apart the industrial-grade saran wrap his explosives dealer had so carefully wrapped his merchandise in, and discarded it unsecured on his lawn.
Where Outdoor Conditions sometimes happen.
about fucking time
Reblog to give the prev person some dopamine.
fave kind of entertainment: that when some fetish artists try to draw casual non-fetish stuff but you can still see really clearly what fetish stuff they usually draw. like
what did the founding fathers think about banging MILFs
We actually know the answer to this!!! VERY positively.
In 1745, Benjamin Franklin wrote an advice letter to an unnamed younger man which is titled "Advice to a Young Man on the Choice of a Mistress". He begins his letter by telling his correspondent that the best way of dealing with sexual urges is to get married. However, Franklin acknowledges that extramarital sex happens (and he himself would know all about that, he had tons of it before his marriage, during his marriage, and after his wife had died). Therefore, he offers his correspondent some wisdom on choosing the right mistress.
"In all your Amours you should prefer old Women to young ones," Franklin said, and then proceeded to spell out eight reasons why an older mistress was the best decision to make.
The first reason was the chat would be better: "Because as they have more Knowledge of the World and their Minds are better stor'd with Observations, their Conversation is more improving and more lastingly agreeable."
Secondly, "Because when Women cease to be handsome, they study to be good." He adds that older women will look after you when you're sick, and there is "hardly such a thing to be found as an old Woman who is not a good Woman."
The third reason was that "there is no hazard of Children, which irregularly produc'd may be attended with much Inconvenience." Franklin adopted a pragmatic approach on unwanted pregnancy, and in 1758 published instructions for inducing abortion - more about that here.
Franklin rated the wisdom that comes with age in his fourth reason, saying that older women were more discreet in their affairs, which would protect both parties' reputations. And if the affair was rumbled, "considerate People might be rather inclin'd to excuse an old Woman".
The fifth reason is perhaps most pertinent to you, dearest followers of a museum of vaginas. Benjamin Franklin's fifth reason is that a vagina is a vagina, no matter the age of the woman it's attached to. Or as he put it: "Because in every Animal that walks upright, the Deficiency of the Fluids that fill the Muscles appears first in the highest Part: The Face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the Neck; then the Breast and Arms; the lower Parts continuing to the last as plump as ever. So that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one. And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement."
The sex, according to Franklin, with a milf, is usually better.
The sixth reason Franklin offered was that "debauching a virgin" would be more likely to ruin a life than an affair with an older woman, and the seventh, related, was that you might feel guilty about that, while with an older woman you're just "making an old Woman happy."
Franklin concludes his list of reasons to bang a milf with "8thly and Lastly They are so grateful!!" (punctuation, including the exclamation marks, his).
When Franklin's papers were published in the nineteenth century, this letter was, for some reason, omitted. Along with some other pieces of Franklin's writing such as a joyous essay about farting and bits of his autobiography about his sex life. The hornier elements of Benjamin Franklin's writing were censored in law under the 1873 anti-obscenity Comstock laws, and later frequently cited in attempts to overturn obscenity laws.
We are pleased to be able to share, without fear of breaking US law, what Benjamin Franklin thought about shagging older women.
Compromise between free healthcare and paid healthcare: Sponsored healthcare
Your grandma’s stay is free of charge, but every 5 minutes the heartrate monitor will play a Raid: Shadow Legends ad.
Just let me die, thanks
Your IV drip is sponsored by G-Fuel. Every bag comes filled with a little surprise.
How dare you to hide this in the tags?
This is worse than any capitalist dystopia novel created to date
Both statements are true
make my hospital quilts out of Norton Antivirus ads and engrave Starbucks on the nanobots in my bloodstream, as a disabled American I just want to be alive.
Someone tell the VPN companies to start a hospital.
There's a house on my way home that has one of those Home Depot 12 ft. skeletons and they haven't taken it down since Halloween, just dressed it up in holiday-appropriate wear and of course for June it's all about Pride so please allow your dash to be blessed by 12 ft. Pride Skeleton
have y’all ever had communion bread that was just so….nasty? like i know we have to suffer as christians, but do we really need to have whole wheat bread as the body of christ?
my old church used hawaiian bread. my standards are high
Some old housemates of mine were Syrian Orthodox. At their church different members of the church took turns baking the bread that would be consecrated for the Eucharist. This was all well and good until one woman baked raisin bread. This led to the memorable occasion of a rather flustered priest, who had not seen the bread until that moment, declaring, “This - except for the raisins - is the Body of Christ.”
EXCEPT FOR THE RAISINS omg
Raisins are just dried grapes though, and wine is his blood so really its like a two in one shampoo & conditioner except with jesus
like a two in one shampoo & conditioner except with jesus
World Heritage Post
The breadsticks thing to me is hilarious I think it must be another Europe/America thing bc my whole life ‘breadsticks’ have been these hard crunchy thin stick things you buy them at the supermarket and it says breadsticks on the box Never in my life has anyone around me referred to an actual stick of bread as a breadstick lmao But then we don’t have Olive Garden either
wait, that’s not what they’re talking about?
Are you telling me this meme is not about grissini? My life is a lie!
I… did wonder why there would be such a focus on going to somewhere with unlimited dry wheat twigs. Googling ‘olive garden breadsticks’ does seem to suggest a tastier thing.
Huh.
this changes everything
I mean, I thought it was odd that they everyone was so excited about breadsticks… but then I thought, well, it’s America…
Wait they’re talking about actual bread???
grissini:
breadsticks:
… I want American breadsticks. ;_;
@goodbyecassiel - this is the Great Breadstick Misunderstanding, companion to the Epic Lemonade Confusion post
@charlottedabookworm my life is a lie
Omfg same
wtaf why did nobody ever tell us they were talking about actual bread?!?!
We literally did tell you. We. We used the word BREAD.
but………… those aren’t breadsticks!
They are sticks.
Of bread.
🤷♂️
We didn’t know you had breadtwigs instead.
OH the joke is funnier than previously thought because those are bigger and therefore it would be harder and more socially awkward to shove them into your purse! Lol
I feel like this is explaining a joke to Vulcans who are totally game to try humor, and I’m loving it.
i was expecting a bloodcurdling scream the internet has ruined me
I gotta admit I was taken by surprise three separate times in this ten second video