#trillgutterbug

[lurkerdelima]

🌹👀

Yay thank you!! This is from my 1970s cult AU, since it’s my one big WIP right now. As always it’s more a paragraph than a sentence because I just can’t help myself (it’s a sickness).

“Actually, there was something I wanted to ask you about, too,” Silver says, and steels himself with a sip of wine. “It’s about your first synergy, Hal Gates.” He sees a muscle in Flint’s jaw twitch at the sound of that name, but presses resolutely on. “What happened to him?”

[gaydennisreynolds]

it's genuinely the cardigans and sweatpants, like i've never ever seen anyone dressed like that on tv before much less to such devastating effect, it's completely fucking unhinged. there has to be secret tailoring happening??? whoever is responsible for wardrobe on that show deserves medals and parades, it's out of control

we owe everything to these 35 people. nominating them for a nobel peace prize. kissing them directly on the mouth. i feel like the costume dept takes jack's sweatpants in at the thighs like dennis does his jeans. not to mention they dress him in blue tones that highlight his cool undertones and bring out his eyes UNLIKE ON SUNNY....where they dress him in blues that totally wash him out. they really said what if we took this guy who was born to be your hot professor and made him...even hotter? incredible. perfect. tantalizing. salacious. ap bio costuming department i have No Notes

[shinelikethunder]

so glad to see you're double verified shine, i always knew you were the real deal 👍

😘 as you can see by my checkmarks, i am four real deals in a trenchcoat. and they're all big naturals

[kaasknot]

spill the tea on seven pillared house 👀👀👀

this is why i love you.

god, okay. this one's my baby, my athena, my f*cking albatross. it's an OC jedi/clone fic, and i started planning for it literally five wholeass years ago, and it's taken that long just to write... *checks* 115k because this story is MASSIVE, it's just real damn huge. huge in the worldbuilding, huge in the plot, huge in the characterization.

so like, we're all in agreement that the clones are slaves, and that tcw did a really shit-awful job at acknowledging it. way back when i was a relative n00b to the clone wars fandom (sometime ca. june 2016, but likely upwards of a month earlier) i was like "i want a jedi to actually acknowledge this. i want there to be big emotional Scenes about this. i want someone to feel responsible for this sapient rights abuse!" so i invented a jedi OC, and then for added subtlety, i made him zygerrian. (god, don't get me started on the zygerria arc, there is a Rant in me. there is so much rant it started this fic.)

anyway, his name is jaicente alhurayrah, and he's really bad in a fight but really good over the negotiating table. he's 24 standard, so basically still a kid, and he's against the war because, and i quote, "war is what happens when negotiations fail, commander." he's a math nerd and he's got moon-sized identity issues re: his being zygerrian and a jedi (read: "the only way i can make up for the stain of original sin being born zygerrian is to be the best jedi i can be"). he's Very Extremely distraught at the prospect of becoming a general.

then there's maia, CC-9863, the clone commander assigned to jai. maia's fun secret hobby, when he's not off commanding an engineering... technically a brigade, but that's an explanation for another day—is organizing the clone resistance. this is one of the more recent developments for his character (for a long time i couldn't decide how much i wanted him to have broken his programming, i went back and forth on it a lot and made my drafts a godawful mess), so i don't fully know the extent of it at this time. my current tentative idea is that there's multiple cells throughout the GAR, they're connected by a network of droid allies (because fuck yeah they recognize the importance of solidarity over enmity), they don't all know who/where the others are, and their general goal is clone emancipation. the primary disagreement between these various cells (discussed back and forth on anonymous message boards on the holonet) is the methods that should be used to obtain it. i reckon maia is much more on the "hold the GAR hostage until they give us our freedom" end of things.

as you can see, this is a SPECTACULAR mix of personalities. especially since jai's fragile self-esteem is almost entirely tied to the idea that he's safe from being a filthy slaver because the jedi absolutely aren't slavers.

maia: "so THAT'S a lie."

they are also, of course, extremely, unwisely, and desperately horny for each other. there's lots of averting of eyes and clearing of throats and careful discussions of how "it wouldn't be appropriate." inevitably, they start banging. inevitably, they have relationship problems. hey, if padme can make terrible life choices based on her libido, then maia can too—and at least for maia, the story has a happier ending :p

the rest of the story is 80% milwank by volume, because holy FUCK tcw's military worldbuilding gives me hives.

and that is my monster OC fic, coming to an ao3 near you in... 2025, probably. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[blueeyedrichie]

every time i see your richie month tag i think it says richie mouth and........ yeah. yeah.

So what you’re saying is you love Richie’s mouth. Yes I agree I too love his lips and his teeth that are slightly crooked despite Went’s profession bc Richie simply could not keep track of his retainer :’))))))

[jadedbirch]

i just saw your tag on the jack/vane art wondering about their ship name and idk what the official word is but like...... jane 😂

I mean, it makes so much sense ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.  Jane it is!

[bettsfic]

hey if we're talking about bad crushes, my first year of college i was into every single one of my profs, but the real killer was the guy who taught chem. everything you'd expect. skinny, hunched, explosive hair, horrible puns, dnd player, divorced and bitter about it... an Extreme Nerd. i was infatuated bc i'm absurd lol. we flirted egregiously. one time in the hall i was wearing pj pants and he said "looking at you in those pants makes me want to go to bed" then went bright red and bolted away

first of all, your description of this dude is amazing. i’m imagining like, dr. horrible but sloppier. i too have had infatuations that are absurd so i Feel you. i had a crush on my history prof who was like a 10th year phd student and had absolutely no personality. his final had a creative option so i ended up writing a completely inappropriate story about a girl who had a crush on her history professor and they traveled through time together, and he came back with like, “uhh this doesn’t really meet the requirements. i’m going to need to give you an incomplete so you can rewrite it.”

[wellhalesbells]

trillgutterbug replied to your post “we goin to pillowfort fam!!!!”

what's your pillowfort?

i THINK it’s the same as my tumblr?  (and of course because they’re down right now, i can’t check, but i’m pretty sure i tried not to thoroughly confuse myself and used the same handle.)