Lurker de Lima

just call me lurker (aka WeeBeastie on AO3) // he/they // trans // queer

[felitomkinson]

my toxic trait is being fervently convinced that if i ever came across a dragon irl we would make eye contact and understand each other at a primal level of transcendental trust instead of charring me into a crispy onion

[a-book-of-creatures]

[pavlmescal]

Heated Rivalry | 1x06 - The Cottage

[deervsheadlights]

wish everyone could perceive the Vague Concepts in my head because i just know you would looove my Vague Concepts. you would think im so smart if you saw the misty clouds of Vague Concepts floating around in my head. #MyVagueConcepts

[ilyasmole]

apologies if anyone has already pointed this out but i just realized ilya chose to wear a turtleneck to his father's funeral therefore his mother's necklace is not visible......

[exhuastedpigeon]

The first rule of fandom is have fun. The second rule of fandom is find an enabler and become an enabler. Yes you should write that fic. What if it was even hornier? What if it was angstier? What if you wrote it just for me?

[lurkerdelima]

there’s doing research for fic writing, and then there’s finding a PDF of a hockey strategy book so that you as a writer can have Shane read an actual paragraph from it out loud as he’s being free-used by Ilya, who ordered him not to stop reading

[contemptible-scoundrel]

fuuuck I could use a mysterious benefactor right now

[creamsiclemelt]

Heated Rivalry | Episode 5 | I’ll Believe in Anything

[russianblush]

[myshangel]

happy day after ilyas birthday to shane hollander, hope your hole is okay king

[inmyskin2002-deactivated2025082]

being mutuals isn’t enough we need to eat breakfast in the garden together

[saffronbaklava]

that coffee and pastry will save your life btw

[kosmogrl]

I can’t overshare because that would be very humiliating but everyone else should overshare because I like to know everything

[greysweaterweather]

Heated rivalry getting me out of my art block completely. Shane snoopy and Ilya woodstock I love you sm.

Episode 6: the cottage

*i might scan this properly later when i can be bothered

[fuckrozanov]

goodmorning this is your assigned shane of the day

[important-animal-images]

[egberts]

i got that dog in me but it's poorly socialized and i don't take it on as many walks as i should