@tripbell:
That’s the thing though, I DON’T HAVE A SECRET NERD LIFE! The dorkiest thing I do is LET you call me a dork! I’m just good at maps because it’s literally my magical talent as a fairy! DON’T GET IT TWISTED, I’m an absolute dummy, the definition of a himbo! Your boyfriend’s a moron!
I can’t be with you 24/7, I’d rather believe you’re doing something seriously shameful and dorky while I’m at tourney practice that I’m someday going to find out all about and tease you mercilessly for! Also, thanks for letting me call you a nerd, but I don’t need your permission. I’d probably do it less if it hurt your feelings though, and it brings me such joy, thanks for that. Is this the part where I’m supposed to argue with you and tell you all the ways you’re not a moron, Map Boy? Because uh... the himbo thing definitely of works for me, keep it up, please never grow more braincells.
