May 16, 2020
Ura: getting into trouble a bit early today, aren’t we?
Cal: you’re only in trouble if you get caught!
Nia: gotcha.
Cal: i’m in trouble.
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Ura: getting into trouble a bit early today, aren’t we?
Cal: you’re only in trouble if you get caught!
Nia: gotcha.
Cal: i’m in trouble.
Van: I'm ambidextrous.
Eli: That's what's up, bro, love who you love.
Eli: I just tried making a reservation at the library.
Teo: You don't need a reser-
Eli: But I couldn't get one.
Teo: Please stop talking.
Eli: It was fully...
Teo, softly: Don't.
Eli: Booked.
Yen: The lion, the witch, and the audacity of this bitch.
Zim, to Asa: Hey dude, those pants look great! I bet they'd look even better on Yen's bedroom floor.
Yen:
Yen: Are you hitting on Asa for me?
Nia: Where the hell were you last night, Zim?
Zim: I was at a party smoking weed.
Yen, with a mouthful of chips: Don't lie, you were at the library you fuckin nerd.
Van: You can't make everyone like you. You're not Ura.
Cal: What? Not everyone likes Ura.
Van: Who?
Cal: Well-
Van: Names. Now. Give me their names.
Asa: Name one mean thing I have done or said ever.
Van: You convinced me eggs weren’t real.