WAGE
who would be the one to randomly adopt a puppy without consultation: Ummm I do not think Sage knows what she’s doing enough to even pretend she can adopt an animal. And why can I highkey imagine Wayland coming home with a joint pet with Vivi instead of one for him and Sage lmao.
who would force the other to take aesthetic pictures of them: Sage. Wayland probably gets forced to be an STI photographer way too often.
who would do stuff they think is stupid just to make the other one happy : Sage. She’s so excited to have a boyfriend that she’d do all kinds of “dumb boy stuff” just to be around him more often.
who picks out the horror movies to watch just so the other will cling to them: UMM I don’t know, I can see Sage aggressively not liking horror movies so I don’t know if they’d even try. Wes and Wayland can watch horror movies in one room while Tia and Sage watch their shit in another.
who is constantly studying and who is constantly trying to distract them: Neither of them are studying that hard tbh. Sage might accidentally distract him while he’s trying to memorize lines for a play though instead.
who initiates the facetime calls whenever they’re separated: Depends where they are! Like, on the road trip, I see Sage calling Wayland like ALL the time because she’s bored that Izzie and Tia are looking for new men and she just misses her actual man. If Sage is at home with Mother Gothel I feel like she can’t really make a whole lot of calls because they’re always kinda being watched so every few days Wayland would ahve to remember to like... check that she’s alive lol.
who is more likely to storm out after a fight and who is more likely to cry when they do: Sage. She’s very dramatic and would probably just be hoping he’d chase her lol
who stays up way too late binge-watching their favorite shows: Both of them. I can’t see either one of them being great at self-control or like, a responsible sleep schedule.
who bites the other’s ear when they’re feeling frisky: Sage. We know she’s the one who does the weird sex stuff lol.
who sprays the other with water when they’re washing the car: Wayland, maybe? He’d probably do it by accident though lol and then Sage would scream about her hair
who has more fun decorating the house during holidays: UMMM Wayland traditionally because he grew up with all the dwarves and had a lot of fun and family. If he’s showing Sage his family traditions ever tho I feel like she’d be the most LIT and happy person in the world.
who is more likely to give the silent treatment when they’re mad at the other: Sage. She’s very pouty and would just want to see if he noticed she was mad about stuff.
who plays with the others’ hair more: Wayland. Sage has like long beautiful mermaid hair, I just feel like it would be a waste if he did not play with it lol.
who is more likely to climb all over the other one when they’re bored: Sage. Definitely, definitely Sage, she loves attention and affection.
who tries to kiss the other as often as they can: Sage. You’d think it would be Wayland because like... a teen boy with a hot girlfriend, but Sage is so starved for affection from years with just Kori and Baz that she just wants it all the time.
who pouts when the other one tells them to shut the fuck up: Sage. Years of experience with Kori telling her to shut the fuck up and she still hates it honestly.
who initiates the sex and who walks away when the other is riled up: UMMM idk who’s initiating it but I could see Sage getting him riled up on purpose and walking away if she’s mad at him for something.
who always forgets the umbrella and who holds it when they actually have one: UMMM I can’t see Wayland just HAVING an umbrella. And I can’t see Sage remembering either, so they probably just duck under whatever to stay dry if it’s really wet, or deal with the rain if it’s not.
who demands showering first in the mornings: Sage. Her hair takes 5ever to dry.
who sneaks into the shower with the other one in the mornings : Sage. She’s the clingy one. Or she’d just invite WAyland to come with her, but I feel like when she gets up to shower he just rolls over and goes back to sleep most of the time lol.
who prefers riding the roller coasters and who prefers playing the games: I don’t know for sure! I feel like games are probably more Wayland’s comfort zone because so many cousins and stuff growing up they probably PLAYED all these kinda games together? Sage probably likes the games because she wants WAyland to win her things lol
who will text the other one thirty times in a row until they respond : SAGE. HIGH MAINTENANCE AF AND GLUED TO HER PHONE.
who always forgets to charge their phone overnight : Wayland. Sage would neeeever, she’s far too dependent on being connected to people.
who comes up behind the other and slide their hands into their back pockets: UMMM Sage. Clingy clingy clingy, almost all the physical affection ones are gonna be her.
who tries to get hugs from the other as often as they can: Sage again! She just really likes them lol.
who is louder and who constantly has the tell the other to be quiet: NOT TO BE EMO but I mean... Sage probably had to be pretty quiet all her life because if someone happened to be walking past their tower and they were being loud people might have actually RESCUED them from Gothel... so if anyone’s being too noisy it’s probably Wayland but I can only see Sage shushing him if he’s annoying Tia lol.
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