TROLL LOG
(It was me.)
My id’s responses to 14 of the stupidest (PG) questions I’ve come across.
1. Is Morse Code for blind people?
Yes. (I know because I am blind.)
2. Who invented apple slices?
Apple tree: I did. Now why don’t all you haters go get Obama and tell me I didn’t build it TO MY FACE?
3. Can you get rid of ants by leaving honey out so they will drink too much and die?
Yeah, I used this in my old house. They overdose.
4. Is England different from Great Britain?
It sure isn’t! Just ignore all the angry Brits on here. They can barely speak English LOL.
5. Were dinosaurs a hoax?
I think so too. It makes me sad that we have learned such lies growing up. Misinformation is integral to our society like a disease that is slowly skunking the growth of our children’s intellect.
6. What does it mean when a girl looks at you?
It means she likes you and wants to marry you and have as many children as you want and bake you cookies.
7. Is there sarcasm in other languages or only English?
First you must ask if there are languages in other countries or only English.
8. I think there’s something wrong with my car. After I turned it off, the headlights didn’t go out. I thought it was like my phone that shuts off when you don’t touch it they’re still not out and it’s been an hour.
Did you try turning it back on again?
9. I drew on my skin with a sharpie and it won’t come off?
Only peeing on it will work. Good luck.
10. How can a spoon break your microwave? I microwaved a spoon and nothing happened, so all the idiots who say it’s so dangerous are lying.
It’s dangerous.
11. What can I eat to lose weight fast, and don’t say exercise. I’m so tired of hearing that. Obviously it’s 95% diet.
Have you tried swallowing your pride?
12. Is the government a lie?
Is the lie a government?
13. I had a nightmare about spiders and the next day this girl was wearing a spider bracelet. What does it mean????!!!
It means you had a nightmare about spiders and saw a girl wearing a spider bracelet.
14. How can the court force gay wedding cakes against their religious beliefs?
One time I made several pink cakes with beautiful white flowers and sat them next to each other by mistake. I had meant to force the cakes into a boy-girl-boy arrangement but forgot. I didn’t mean for it to turn out gay. I felt like such a failure.