#trolledtimeline

[huesofjadeharley]

trolledtimeline replied to your post: trolledtimeline replied to...

I’LL DO MY BEST TO MAKE SURE IT STAYS A HUG. DON’T BLAME ME IF I LET YOU KISS ME THOUGH. YOU’RE AMAZING.

hehe! i wouldnt mind giving you a kiss, either!

[huesofjadeharley]

trolledtimeline replied to your post: trolledtimeline replied to...

YOU *COULD*

oh. you know what i meant...

...i mean, i guess giving you a hug wouldnt be so bad?

[huesofjadeharley]

trolledtimeline replied to your post: trolledtimeline replied to...

HMMM. WELL, THE OFFER IS THERE.

i appreciate it!!! id give you a hug right now if i could.

[gunningnostic-blog]

trolledtimeline a réagi à votre billet : trolledtimeline a réagi à votre billet : pew...

((Harleyrelapse could do it? Give Dixie something to do. :D))

// whop whop fiiine v o v 

[gunningnostic-blog]

trolledtimeline a réagi à votre billet : pew pew!!

((But this jade has nothing to do with the mafia anymore???))

// whops what am i supposed to doooo, v o v i was getting booooooored. 

[huesofjadeharley]

trolledtimeline replied to your post: trolledtimeline replied to...

HEY, IT’S A FRIENDLY OFFER. JUST…TRYING TO LOOK AFTER YOU, JADE.

i realize! and thank you! i really appreciate it! its just last time this happened i was sort of...finicky. and i expect no less this time, either.

[huesofjadeharley]

trolledtimeline replied to your post: JADE, PEOPLE ARE MESSING WITH YOU IN SOME NOT SO CLEVER WAYS. ME, WELL…. >Pull a bag from your sylladex and set it on the ground as five kittens come running out.

>The kittens jump and all start playing with your hair.

==> You bark viciously at the kittens, not wanting them anywhere near you. You weren't going to hurt them, of course. You didn't have the heart to hurt even a fly, but that didn't mean you didn't find them evil balls of fur.

psychoticnekomata replied to your post: JADE, PEOPLE ARE MESSING WITH YOU IN SOME NOT SO CLEVER WAYS. ME, WELL…. >Pull a bag from your sylladex and set it on the ground as five kittens come running out.

I MUST SAVE THE KITTENS! *You brave the heated scent to try and scoop up all the kittens in a box before Dog!Jade eats them.*

==> Before you're able to push the kittens away from you, Hineko saves you the trouble. Thank. God.

[huesofjadeharley]

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BUT YOU’LL BE *SO* SORE! IF YOU SETTLE FOR THAT, I PROMISE TO GIVE YOU A NICE MASSAGE AFTER. NOTHING SEXUAL, I SWEAR.

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trolledtimeline replied to your post: yourfuckingleader replied to...

I WON’T TRY TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU. PROMISE

well, i guess, but...itll be better fo everyone if i just lock myself in my room.