(This is still a Wizardcore/sorcery blog. I’m not going to turn this into a writer’s blog. This is a one time only thing showing you what I do in real life behind the scenes.)
I finally found a use for the one handmade journal that was collecting dust under my bed. It was going to be used for magic purposes but it’s way too small for my liking. Bad news is that I’m using it to house my Spongebob Troll Fanfiction storyboard.
I’m dead serious. No, I’m not going to ever show you the full story. Feast your eyes on this.
Some highlights in the story:
-Eleanoir Krabs (the main character) is Mr. Krab’s 70 year old estranged wife. After she found out Mr. Krabs was trying to buy King Neptune’s title and crown, she was locked in the freezer for years and frozen but was thawed out after the Bikini Bottom was taken over by Mr. Krabs. Now she has to defeat him.
-Mr. Krabs is the villain and is trying to take over the world with his business by hexing the moon to kill all of the fish so he can build factories to make more krabby patties. He also wants to marry Ronald Mcdonald,kill him and turn Mcdonalds into the Krusty Krab.
-Sandy is a virgin stripper nun who has Ariel the mermaid as her Jojo stand. She works as a bartender for the Cumbucket (Plankton’s attempt in disguising his restaurant to prevent Mr. Krab’s forces from finding him out) in order to hide from Mr. Krab’s corrupt government and the mafia run by Mrs. Puff. The Cumbucket contains 99% robot strippers due to everybody being brainwashed into serving Mr. Krabs or dead.
-Plankton is a sorcerer who insists that all of his magic is just ‘’Science’’. He used to be evil but decided he was going to temporally switch sides just because Mr. Krabs took his spotlight away. He still wants to steal the secret formula but destroy it instead.
-Squidward is Mr. Krabs henchman and a sorcerer. He wear a black high collared cloak and speaks in pretentious Shakespeare English and his Jojo stand is Azazel. Azazel is literally just Ariel the mermaid with black hair, red eyes and rock hard abs.
-Aquaman also appears in the story and he’s a goth with dolphin trauma. I don’t have anything for him yet,
-Eleanoir Krabs and Plankton fuck on his race car bed. One of the things that happen is Plankton enters Eleanoir’s bloodstream through her Virginia. After zipping through her bloodstream a few hundred times in a few seconds, he goes for the brain and fucks it.
-In the battle between Mr. Krabs and Plankton, Mr. Krabs starts rapping the ‘’stronger than you Mr. Krabs version’’ song. He is wearing a blue gangster suit with a matching hat and purple pants. Plankton laughs and says he fucked his wife. Mr. Krabs breaks his emergency glass containing clorox sanitizer and chases Plankton with it all while Megalovania plays in the background.
(plz don’t unfollow me. I’m not responsible for the nightmares I gave you.)
