Listen guys. Listen. I am well known within my circle of family and friends for being Trolli’s biggest shill. Trolli the sour gummy brand. I fucking love Trolli because like man sometimes a company actually gets it Right. I will eat an entire bag of Trolli gummies in one sitting and I have done so many times.
But absolutely nothing holds a candle to Trolli Sour-Brite Jellybeans.
I don’t even like jellybeans, but once again, Trolli has my fucking back, because I swear to you they put crack in these things. They put crack cocaine in the Trolli Sour-Brite Jellybeans. When I get my hands on a bag of Trolli Sour-Brite Jellybeans it’s hard to keep my composure. If I don’t stop myself the bag will be gone an hour after I buy it, and there are a lot of those little shits in one bag.
I have never found a candy that tastes, feels, or loves like Trolli Sour-Brite Jellybeans. This candy takes care of me. This candy is so easily consumable and so impossibly tasty and so astronomically Textured that I don’t know what to do with myself when I’m eating it. This candy satisfies my mouth so efficiently it’s like it was created specifically for my enjoyment. Do you understand. Trolli Sour-Brite Jellybeans are the best candy that has ever been produced.
And they’re a fucking Easter drop.
EASTER.
THAT’S IT.
I do feel this is but another of God’s little tests. Or maybe a punishment.
All that to say if you catch me being Excited about Easter it’s never for the reasons you might think
