#trollian log

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[TechnoVirus] began trolling [PanickedStardust]...

[TV]: /Dud3 it'z almozt Quadrantz day. /Hav3 you had anything plann3d?

[PS]: WTF N0¡ H0LY CRAP, I C0MPLETELY F0RG0T¡

[TV]: /You dumbfuck, my gloriouz idiot you. /zmall brain.

[PS]: SHUT UP¡

[TV]: /H33H33H33.

[caepaecaesurae]

-- caepaeCaesurae began trolling devotedHarlequin -- CC: Hey chief DH: :o? DH: :o! DH: :oD CC: haha, yeah, here I am climbing out from behind my owvn coon. CC: Been a wvhile, sorry.

DH: always nice to get a hear on from your own self when you get yourself unbusified, how is going the tea trade? CC: Fair and steady. CC: The church? DH: Growin, doin well, too many damned wrigglers and two few old enough for to be helpin with the smallest but a brothers gettin on, it'll only be being a few motherfuckin sweeps after all CC: I hear there's a newv Makara in towvn, too DH: yeah, dancestors finally fuckin arrived CC: Not sure wvhat to make of him yet. CC: Howv on-guard do you think I ought to be, if I run into him? DH: ..Brothers a bit unhinged still, from motherfuckin shit, his integration aint goin real smooth DH: he motherfuckin attacked me for fuckin up his religion and alternia once already, but that aint whatcha call unusual CC: I don't remember much about him, except for getting in trouble wvenevwer Meenah ran off. CC: Might be wvorth givwing a wvide berth for a bit yet? DH: From the look of the way shits goin if you make friendly you might get yo'self a fast ally, cause he aint real popular CC: WVorse things out there than a quick friend. CC: As long as he's balanced enough not to attack those. DH: yeah I think so, his lashin is reasoned, not random CC: You knowv me, better than a lot of trolls. CC: Think I'll havwe a bad time if I try and make nice? DH: Nah I think a brother could manage, he'll fuckin think of you as Cronus, he has a hard motherfuckin time thinkin of me as anything but his Lozzy DH: I godsdamned hate that nickname CC: I'll get you a nice jacket wvith that name on it. CC: Big capital letters across the back DH: motherfucker CC: Leather, spikes and stufs, the wvhole nine yards DH: this is soundin more fuckin appealin somehow CC: Embossed on the back DH: The fuck do you wanna call me Lozzy fo CC: WVell I don't, because you'll call me scarface or something, but I havwe to tease you somehowv CC: These opportunities are so rare, they must be seized in both hands wvhen they strike DH: I sure fuckin will do DH: :oP CC: I can't figure out a fingergun emote, help CC: I used to havwe so many DH: XoD DH: hey DH: am I any motherfuckin thing like I was CC: WVhen? CC: ☞ DH: Beforus, frater CC: Fuck, I don't knowv.  More wvhen trolls treat you like it than wvhen they go all 'highblood sir'. CC: It suits you wvhen you are.  Though bitching about kids these days is important too. DH: I dont see any motherfuckin point in tryin if they already made up they mind bout me CC: Younger selvwes are more fun to be, socially. DH:.. they is bein, that, but that so much a small part of me DH: enough for makin livin more funner again though CC: True. CC: I don't knowv.  I suppose I don't mind being personable for a wvhile, if it means I get to relax later. DH: yo always motherfuckin personable CC: I'vwe been going soft, I think. CC: Glad you think so, I do try DH: worst motherfuckin crime, be goin to jail the now DH: gettin soft in peace times CC: pff CC: I knowv I shouldn't, it's just so easy. DH: get soft, this is bein a reward aint it? DH: time to be motherfuckin lazy as shit DH:.. that dumb motherfuckin heir of mine dont seem to know no better than to make them think he might still be bein a threat CC: Sharp edges on him. CC: He might not realise the powver structure here yet, either. DH: could be maybe CC: It's alwvays hard at first, isn't it? DH: yeah, its a fuckin lot DH:..I liked my beginnin though DH: before I realized they was all gonna hate my ass CC: I'm glad you had it for a little wvhile. CC: And sorry that they havwe a hard time forgetting. DH: my own damned fault CC: I hit Gamzee up for a smoke and a beer.  If you're anywvhere near the palace wve might not be that hard to find, soon as wve find a place. DH: that sounds like a nice damned time, he was messagin me on trollian a min ago DH: he says I gotta fetch him cause Skysmith is pullin some bullfuckery keepin him from movin about easy CC: Yeah? CC: I'll set dowvn on a rooftop somewvhere near the castle, keep an eye out for lights in the sky. DH: I caint fly you fuck, just go where we usually do our drinkin CC: Oh pickey pickey, you'vwe got legs. CC: I'll see you there. DH: :o) -- caepaeCaesurae ceased trolling devotedHarlequin --

[fandomfreaksandoddities]

Th3 L02t P3t(Aphron and Devila)

-- GoldenGrimm [GG] began trolling FallenRoyalty [FR] --

GG: Aphron, ar3 you okay? Why d1d you p32t3r m3?

FR: Y3s! It's T3rribl3! I Can't Find Shad0wCat!

GG: What do you m3an you can't f1nd h1m?

GG: As 1n, "Look3d 3v3rywh3r3, 2t1ll can't f1nd h1m"?

FR: Y3s. I W0uldn't Hav3 B0th3r3d Y0u 0th3rwis3.

FR: 0h, D3vila, What D0 I D0?! I'v3 L00k3d 3v3rywh3r3.

GG: Talk to your Lu2u2. Calm down. Br3ath3 prop3rly.

GG: 1'll look for h1m wh3n 1 g3t back. 1 prom123.

FR: 0kay. I'll S33 Y0u Th3n.

GG: 1 lov3 you, Aphron.

FR: I L0v3 Y0u T00, D3vila.

[protegiparvo]

-- verdurousMiasma [VM] began trolling protegiParvo [PP] at 00:13 --

[12:13] VM: oye!

[12:13] PP: (+] hello [+)

[12:13] PP: (+] what do you want [+)

[12:14] VM: nothing! >:0c

[12:14] PP: (+] then why are you writing [+)

[12:14] VM: because i can.

[12:14] VM: and it is free. >:)c

[12:14] PP: (+] but you dont want anything [+)

[12:15] PP: (+] so you write even if theres no point in writing [+)

[12:15] PP: (+] you got no point [+)

[12:15] PP: (+] no points means you loose [+)

[12:16] VM: no.

[12:16] VM: it means i'm boooooored. >:0c

[12:16] VM: muy aburrido!

[12:16] PP: (+] i dont care if youre bored you still loose [+)

[12:17] PP: (+] stop being bored [+)

[12:17] VM: i would if i had something to do. >:Vc

[12:17] VM: that's why i came to you, estupido.

[12:17] PP: (+] then you did want something [+)

[12:17] PP: (+] why would you lie about not wanting something [+)

[12:18] VM: >:Vc!!!!!!!

[12:18] VM: detener eso.

[12:18] PP: (+] what [+)

[12:19] VM: stop that.

[12:19] PP: (+] stop what [+)

[12:19] PP: (+] youre the one telling lies [+)

I love when Adillo goes all sassy like this omfg.

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[11:08] CG: DAVE. [11:08] CG: I THINK THIS IS US. [11:08] CG: http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m77ysvSCH11rzih8xo1_500.jpg [11:09] TG: im the blonde person with the shades clutching at my peach drink like a fucking queen and youre that guy who had a stroke [11:10] CG: GOD DAMNIT. [11:11] TG: lol sucked in [11:12] CG: AT LEAST I DID SO LAUGHING AT YOU. [11:12] TG: i laughed at you when they rushed you to the hospital [11:12] TG: fuckin cancer stick free feeling so fresh laughing at [11:12] TG: you [11:13] TG: fight me OH WAIt [11:13] TG: you cant lmao