Jan 8
When Life Gives You Floyd, Make Capri Sun 🥤
(Because sometimes the comments make me do stuff...)
Velvet: "❤️✨You look so… squishy, Floyd. Perfect Capri Sun energy.✨❤️" Floyd: "Wow, congrats. I always wanted to be juice. Really completes my résumé. Any chance you’ll sign me up for a lunchbox version too?" Velvet: "…I’m your destiny." Floyd: "Nope. I’m just your daily vitamin deficiency... I hope you're allergic..." Cheers to being squeezed and still managing to survive🥤💀