#trololol!

[trixtzu]

WHAT ABOUT: 1) HAVING SID SING YOU 'HOTLINE BING' OR 2) HAVING HIM TWERK TO THE SOUND OF 'WORK'

Can I record it and put it on YouTube? 

I WOULD RATHER SEE HIM TWERK. 

You gotta woooork, girl! HAHAHAHAHA!!

[stormtales]

Enlighten me.

Okay, here me out on this.

We Arashi fans know that Arashi is a 5-member group. And they have a song called 5x15. They are color coordinated in 5 different colors. They currently have 5 different Arashi shows airing (VSArashi, Shiyagare, Nino-san, Aiba Manabu, Abunai Yakai). In their latest single “Ai Wo Sakebe”, it has 5 different track songs (not including the karaoke songs). The number, 5, is a reoccurring theme that is most peculiar. 

But hold one! The number “5″ symbolizes balance despite being a prime number. Almost everything in your own personal being is structured in 5′s. We have 5 fingers, 5 toes, 5 senses, 5 stages of life (birth, child, adolescent, adult, death). Take note of the picture above and the way they arranged themselves for this shot. Notice anything striking? I’ll give you a hint.

A pentagon has 5 sides. The pentagon alone has many symbols and meanings. One of them is the elemental representation from Chinese folklore for fire, earth, water, wood, and metal. Another depiction of the pentagon is man’s balanced being: 2 legs, 2 arms, and the head.

But don’t go just yet! What’s astonishing about this diagram is a second symbol within the pentagon. When you connect the corners to the ones opposite of them, you create a star. Arashi themselves are stars! Each Arashi member was once but a single corner, only together they form Arashi—a star. Coincidence?! But not only is there a star inside the pentagon, it creates another symbol. Look at the “balanced man” picture. The star is pointed upward, supposedly towards heaven. But the first picture I showed of Arashi shows the pentagon going down, meaning the star would be drawn pointing downward. This symbol is different than the “balanced man” picture. One that I’m sure we have all seen at some point in our life (or if you had a goth phase as a 13 year old).

The pentagram satanic symbol. It is also known as the Sigil of Baphomet, or the Church of Satan. Pentagrams have been associated with demonic activities. Before, the star was upright with the top point representing as the head. But a upside down star represents man giving in to their sins, gravitating to man’s sexual desires. Sounds familiar? Aren’t we Arashi fans giving in to these “stars”,  spewing endless sexual puns and jokes? Are we not infatuated in the idea of shipping our favorite members or with another co-star from their dramas? Do we not bend to the will of Arashi when new singles, albums, concerts, or any other merch goods is released without questioning it? This is only some speculation, but it could be that we’re looking into the creation of a cult using clever marketing, manipulating voices and sexy dance moves, as well as ridiculously good-looking faces. And Arashi are demons.

Wake up, Fandom.

Enlightened yet?

[stormtales]

THAT WAS A NICE POST ABOUT JOHNNY CONTACTS! HOW THE HECK DID YOU TURN IT INTO A TOPIC ABOUT POOPING?!?!

[stormtales]

Okay, I haven’t seen Miracle Debikuro-kun yet (though i will, soon), but judging from the pictures i see...Aiba is Bruce Wayne.

he’s got a suit, he’s roaming around the city at night, and he’s got a side kick midget thing with a cape

So i’m assuming Aiba is Batman

[wyattfrck-blog]

Whipped as hell lol

Ladies and gentlemen, the internet troll of the century.

[sarahblackhole]

Cinque cose che amo di me.

L'ultimo post che scrivo prima di partire lo dedico a me e un po' a voi <3

Ringraziando parlamipersempre per il tag e boh, vediamo un po' cosa ne esce.

5 cose di me che mi piacciono di me stessa:

Il mio sguardo da panterona quando mi trucco gli occhi. E fisicamente direi che finisce qui.

La mia capacità di empatizzare con tutti. Mi bastano cinque minuti con una persona per capire se mi piace o no, se vale la pena conoscerla o no. Al 99% non sbaglio mai. In vent'anni di vita, mai. Giuro.

La mia libertà di pensiero bilanciata alla libertà di accettazione di opinioni nettamente contrastanti. Non giudico chi la pensa diversamente da me se è in grado di motivare il suo pensiero, soltanto le persone mentalmente chiuse o limitate; ma non per questo le odio. Semplicemente non mi ci applico troppo <3

La mia capacità di provare emozioni forti e amare psicologicamente, emotivamente e fisicamente nello stesso momento quelle persone che mi danno 'qualcosa' o con cui riesco a parlare a prescindere da TUTTO ciò che potrebbe esserci di sbagliato in loro. Per amore giustifico tutto. Quando amo lo faccio fino alla fine. Potrei morire per difendere chi amo e divento la mamma chioccia che tutti amano e odiano un po' <3

La mia sincerità insieme alla mia schiettezza intrinseca ( a tratti imbarazzante xD ). Difficile che menta, non fa proprio parte di me. Se dico qualcosa è perchè lo penso e non ho motivo di non esporre il mio pensiero; nel caso in cui so che quel che ho da dire non è piacevole 'stempero' il tutto usando parole diverse e concetti più facili da capire. Evito di ferire le persone, in qualsiasi caso.

Taggo bronteiion matrioskarossa, il-gigante-buono, vedonero, michelecogni, abatelunare e mrslunastorta e chiunque se la senta di farlo <3

[entwined-but-never-joined]

((Having the urge to spam the dash with Zachary Quinto ))