#tross talks

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sorry 4 the repeated absence i got arrested in unova for a while :(

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reblog this post if you love ghost types or support intersex people. ppl will never know which

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dude w a last name that kinda sounds like ketchup just walked thru and hes so fucking familiar but i cant place him. anyway he was just here to talk to geeta so like, obvs hes important. is he a gym leader or sumn? anyone know?

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which elite four member is the physically strongest

it rly doesnt seem it but its hassel

hes got old man strength out the ass its scarifying

then its rika, then poppy, then larry

if we're including geeta, she's abt rikas strength

including meeee :) im as weak as the child.

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Unovan here, how's the kingamnit memes over there in paldea?

hey unovan im also unovan. theyre fine tbh? needs to be more. @ followers make more kingambit memes

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while i was arrested they had 2 carry me somewhere bc obviously i wasnt cooperating so they had to bring in this really huge like i think she was an ex fighting type gym leader or something bc she was huge her machamp was huge and she picked me up like i was nothing by like the svruff of my neck and i was lucky i didt ask her out. i was so lucky. anyway i think about her every day since ive been back

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even larry wants that homophobic wizard lookin ass dead

as he and everyone should imo. wait lemme do sumn

Rotomblr, you have ONE BRICK to use to INSTANTLY KILL ONE OF THESE WAR CRIMINALS.

who do you use it on?

Giovanni

Maxie

Archie

Cyrus

Ghetsis

Lysandre

Lusamine

Chairman Rose

Voting ended onMay 12, 2023

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there are so many teams nowadays. im making a team. it's called team naps and what we do is go to sleep and kneecap landlords