#troubledgallant

[cafe-owning-exbartender]

@troubled-gallant

The blond's head lay on the counter separating him from the customers. snoring loudly. It's been a long day, and though it's not up, he fells as though it's been. He snored through the bell, not noticing the now aged man before him. If you slap his ass, he'll shriek like a girl.

[cafe-owning-exbartender]

THWACK THWACK RUN

Don’t ever fucking turn your back again. There were two loud ‘thwacks’ before the blond’s face turned a bright red hue, and he covered his rear end with his hands “N-NOT AGAIN!” his eyes wide he sat on a chair, him sitting on his hands as well, like some ghost will come along and start groping the thing or something. “G-God dammit… I’LL GET YOU WHO EVER THE FUCK DID THAT!” he’d review the cameras later, right now, he had a a booty to protect.

[goldendeceit]

To: Big Brooo~ --------------------- Why don't you looove me? Stop doing whatever unimportant thing you're doing and hang out with meeeeeeeee~

To: Big Broo~ ---------------------- Ps. I'm not drunk, really.