#troutespond

[elizabethrobertajones]

you know what as much as I always ask you all to read my books, maybe it's for the best they don't go tumblr viral... I'm sure there's plenty of things to clown on if you were determined to do it...

[sandraugiga]

@elizabethrobertajones Look what arrived! I cannot wait to read it, because Teb was this big mystery to me the previous books.

[emilyarmadillo]

Got just what I wanted! 🎄💜📚

@elizabethrobertajones

[elizabethrobertajones]

honestly wish everyone had read my books so I'd get sent edits of cute weasels people see on their dash with straw hats on

[elizabethrobertajones]

Happy A Level results day! Read book 4 in my series for a deep meditation on how A levels do not prepare you for life, especially if you've got teen pregnant with a god, and in fact damage the teenagers who take them and leave them spinning whether one of their presumed dead fathers returns to town to sacrifice them with his old cult buddies or not! :D

[elizabethrobertajones]

For the mutual theories ... you're actually an accomplished and very skilled author channeling all your creative and chaotic ideas into ffxiv instead.

They should let you play as a weasel so I can make my favourite character into a WoL.

He's called Jeremy and he is introduced in book 8 wearing an empty packet of Doritos flaming hot, because he is down on his luck but by book 4 he's wearing a hawaiian shirt, which is all we can ask of him really.

*in a faint and watery voice* ... buy my books in my pinned...

[elizabethrobertajones]

Concrete Faery | lunapresspublishing

Nominated for the BSFA Awards!Cover Art by Bede Rogerson Shortlisted for the BSFA Awards! When it comes to fantasy, the world is always bigg

Can I recommend my series of novels about very silly teenagers getting into nonsense with fairies and gods and mythological beings around their cutesy little town?

What is coming of age for if not dealing with the Immortal Boyfriend Age Gap quandary, discovering you are really into giant horned deer gods, being a cursed teenage witch with a crush on your new bestie, or being the friend who saw it all coming months in advance?

[elizabethrobertajones]

Hey, why DON'T I have a fandom that's showering me with accolades for writing a teen prom novel that's more than half violent chariot chase through enchanted forests as my protagonist races to fell a beastie before the elf queen, whose husband she's determined to steal?