#trsmp derapchu

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Bad meets Derapchu(On Pili’s account)

If anyone is confused, Pili gave Derapchu his login info and then Derapchu went on the Trsmp. That’s what I know so far </3

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Bad- Mobs are brutal

Derapchu- Hi Bad!

Bad- Hello? What? Hello?

Derapchu- Hi Bad!

*uncomfortable amount of silents*

Derapchu- Nice to meet you Bad, I’m sorry- nice to see you again!

*uncomfortable amount of silents again*

Bad- Hello?!?

Derapchu- Hi! How are you?

Bad- Who are you?

Derapchu- I am Dtowncat!

Bad- You don’t sound like Dtowncat?

Derapchu- Oh, I had, I-I took some distortion today

Bad- Oh okay, okay

Derapchu- So how’s your day?

Bad- Sounds a little different

Derapchu- Four kilos of distortion does a lot to you yah

Bad- Okay…

Derapchu- Yah umm, yah

Bad- Good for you I guess?

Derapchu- Thanks!

Bad- Umm, I confused? Okay well hi how are you today?

Derapchu- I’m doing really good today what are you up to Bad?

Bad- Um right now I’m in the process of doing some stuff what about you?

Derapchu- Uh I was gonna… build some stuff! Yah!

Bad- Oh what were you thinking of building?

Derapchu- So um-

Bad- You were in that crazy arc and all!

Derapchu- Eh- ohh, I’m not crazy I’m not, I’m very normal actually

Bad- Oh no it’s wasn’t like crazy crazy like crazy in the sense of holy muffin

Derapchu- A holy muffin?

Bad- Uhuh…

Derapchu- Okay yah I’ll show you want I wanted to build actually um, right this way

Bad- Okay

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Very awkward conversation between Derap and Pangi lmao

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Bro needs a rat under his hat to make sure he’s won’t burn the house down🙏🏻

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The story of Derapchu‘s emote…

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Derapchu- No uh okay, the real story is I was looking at an edit of Pang shirtless. Sor-sorry a fanart of Pangi right? And I was like damn let me clip farm. So I took off my shirt and then started salivating at the edit.

Ros- Tha-a-a

Derapchu- Okay? Then I looked up at the camera at the worst possible time at the worst angle and then I got clipped okay? And that’s how the Hay emote got made okay? That’s the real story.

Ros- *gasp* Derap sometimes you should stop blogging

Tubbo- Wow

Derapchu- I’m a honest man, I’m-I’m a honest man!