#true cri

[beardofeightbit]

Soooo....

I’ve just remembered I had a Spotify account... They have True Crime Podcasts... And Gaming Podcasts... And Creepy Pasta Podcasts...  Well, guess I’ve found something to listen too on the bus. 

[clockquark-z]

i wanna tell you a story I heard once

So there’s a horse. His name is Bernoulli Scaramouche (that’s important, remember that). Bernoulli, Bernie to his mom, Berns on Tinder, Shades to his friends (he has really cool glasses), really wants to be in a band. He’s wanted to be in a band for years. Ever since he saw Black Veil Brides, he’s wanted to be the guitarist in a Buddy Holiday cover band (he didn’t like Black Veil Brides, so he left the concert and walked around the city for awhile (Chicago, remember that, that’s important). He ended up across the river, and heard coming out of a bar, a really bad Huey Lewis and the News cover band. He gets Huey Lewis and Buddy Holiday mixed up a lot. But he wanted to show these posers up. He’s really competitive). 

He went out as soon as he could afterwards and bought a nice, shiny red Fender guitar from a shady guy off of 4th street. He found him on Craigslist. 

I have to go rn but I’ll tell the rest of the story later I promise