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It may look like I know what I'm doing but really? I haven't got the foggiest

me: bisexuality

world: okay...that sounds fake but okay

me: my lips hurt

abigail: why?

me: idk

abigail: it's because they want to be on rhett

abigail: lol whAT

me: EYYYYYY

abigail: YAAAAAAAAAAA

Teacher: Weekend Homework

Me:....no

Teacher: Due Monday

Me: .nooo

Teacher: big part of your grade

Me: *collapses out of chair and spasms*

I am the pun king.

Reblog if you've ever cried while writing fanfic and then you can't believe how depressing you can get while writing

#12

John McVie taught me that legends don't have to be heard.

#true dis