#true event

[normalaboutjungkook]

[jakeabelsnumber1fan]

Instead of Here by Mitski but im crying loudly in the background as i think of Jack Kline

[zombieforcefield]

Me: I’ve recently started watching Kill La Kill

Brother: isn’t the (MAJOR SPOILER)?

Me: …I’m on the fucking fifth episode why would do this to me

[localcuttlefish]

I am Sisyphus but instead of me pushing a boulder it’s me only catching catfish at the lake

[modishanachronism]

me at aaron burr’s grave in Princeton: you’re a himbo

aaron burr’s sexy ghost: ok ok please just leave me alone

[noirandchocolate]

“That is like the most ‘I’m 36 years old’ sentence I could possibly say: ‘I got a Christmas card from my lawyer.’”

[purpleyoshiis-world]

Matt being an idiot?

Bonus:

Based on a true event. (I hope this is something you were asking for. Sorry if  it wasn’t, I’ll make up for it.)