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Chapter 4 of Stranger in Paradise has been posted!
Excerpt:
It was endless, and the earthquake only grew more violent. Pathways cracked and the earth opened itself into chasms. Fences fell. People fell and couldn’t manage to get back to their feet. And Aziraphale was drifting down again, but he didn’t have time to realize it.
And then there was a tree falling like it was aiming directly for him, and Aziraphale was too low to the ground to avoid it, and much too tired to react—
And then he was high above the tree, and oddly, Crowley was there. Aziraphale looked up into his face in confusion. Yes, it was Crowley, there were his eyes, golden as the stars, without those stupid glasses, and his—and his wings, glowing black in the sun, flexing as they caught the wind. And Crowley’s arms were wrapped around Aziraphale, one beneath his knees, one at his back, and Aziraphale had his arm around Crowley’s neck. Aziraphale dimly added all of those things together.
Oh.
Crowley had come back to him, and when the tree had started to fall, the demon had manifested his wings in broad daylight over St. James Park, London, and had quite literally flown to Aziraphale’s rescue, plucking him out of the air, and now Crowley was flying over the earthquake, with Aziraphale in his arms.
Oh.
And then there was Crowley’s voice, of course. “ANGEL, DO YOU THINK YOU COULD POSSIBLY STAY OUT OF TROUBLE FOR FIVE FUCKING MINUTES?!”
Aziraphale had a very inappropriate thought, and that thought was Well, if you’re going to do this, I’m going to jump off a building next.








