#truefunforever

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VOLUME ON! happy birthed upon b/w 5 million notifications day to a real freak daddy if i have ever known one. a dude my mother referred to as “that guy in the suit with the flashing cross on it” no matter how many times she met him. a dude like few others who lifts up those who want to have a good time and maybe just ignore those who don’t. never forget the morning of the soapy dick and a sink full of poppers. may true fun never die may true fun always be had. the only mistake you made was not making myspace friends with me sooner. #truefunforever #njfs #newjerseyfunsociety @mikemistake

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happy birthed upon b/w 5 million notifications day to a real freak daddy if i have ever known one. a dude my mother referred to as “that guy in the suit with the flashing cross on it” no matter how many times she met him. a dude like few others who lifts up those who want to have a good time and maybe just ignore those who don’t. never forget the morning of the soapy dick and a sink full of poppers. may true fun never die may true fun always be had. the only mistake you made was not making myspace friends with me sooner. #truefunforever #njfs #newjerseyfunsociety @mikemistake

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1st annual PLEASE CHILD taco party was an absolute success. thank you jerks weirds freaks and hungry dudes for doing it right! remember just like chef rick said we are insignificant went are unimportant we go kick rocks now sons. i love you all very much and i appreciate the fucked up joy you bring to my life. pot lucks rule gringos drool #truefunforever #gringosofjc #tacowar2017 (at Gringo's Tacos)

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only hang with the most self indulgent freaks. moments before we'd had shot of malort. and as i edited this pretty tied up came on fittingly. #straightjacket #pride #truefunforever (at Pet Shop JC)

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like FUN like FOREVER #njfs 📷 @frankiemancini #njfshotdogtour #truefunforever (at Randy The Hot Dog Guy)

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when you show up an hour and 1/2 before they serve #truefunforever #njfs #brownbagcrew #garfieldwithoutgarfield (at Garfield, New Jersey)

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it's like grandma always said... "you can't drink all day, if you don't start in the morning" /// the worst of the best days @ 13 years old it is getting a bit long in the tooth for a tradition built on eating and drinking and going where ever the universe take us. don't really need a "holiday" to do that right? seems fitting that with the closing of M&P's, our 10am first drink location for the past 7 years at least, that i too say enough of an alright thing is enough. i don't have any plans set in stone. if you want to party with me i suggest you start saving your quarters and pennies and take a vacation day. i'm thinking about doing some very DUMB things. as always i love you all very much and hope that no matter what you do on good friday remember it will only be better if you make it AWESOME! #awesomefridaypart13 #truefunforever #beaucoupdemort /// photo from awesome friday 2010 after our 13th hole of golf ... the lamp post. i know if had a HEADLOCK which is a pint glass of red bull & vodka with a side piece of jagger you drink half your drink civilized like then you drop you drop in into the glass and chug it like the animal you are. #shaqshoe #nolimits #whatifwedidnteversayno (at The Lamp Post Bar & Grille)