#truly ground breaking

[clownsnake]

Pro tip from someone currently suffering an English class who somehow just had this epiphany like last night: if u are having trouble coming up with a personal experience that relates to whatever prompt you’ve been given, you can just lie. Just lie! Take pieces of various true stories that you’re willing to tell & mash them together. Or tell most of a story tht you think is useful but replace the personal parts/stuff you don’t remember with smthn else. Or just completely fucking make something up I don’t know, just stop feeling like you need to tell the whole perfect truth like a good little student who’s never had memory problems in their life for a fucking essay

[zeoumren]

What element would Hades, lorem and Artemis be?

(I feel like Lorem’s would be obvious lol)

Hades would be air they are someone who is literally made of dust so something that light probably has the best relationship with air, you know when air is bad, or good, know when it causes pain or when it is clean. It is integral to survival for most living things on earth.

Artie would be water (specifically the frozen variety.) The force of water that can chip through even stone given time. It is similar to them waiting and watching.

Lorem would be earth, the core. The thing we live off of and on. Most would mistake this as the most dull or common of all elements. But this is what binds all things on this world. Without this all things cease, the precious things that sustain us all gathered toward and on earth.

[bored-libra]

when megan thee stallion said “moaning like a bitch when he hit this pussy. damn, he probably wanna wear my hoodie” a genius

[kazhanko-art]

I’m gonna be the first blond canadian man with a fear of spiders, three moles on my back, and an 100% completion rate of three steam games (but no more) to ride on the backs of sherpa climb mount everest