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pov they're about to ruin your entire afterlife

#radiostatic #staticradio #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin hotel vox #trust them #vox hitting the lets take ibuprofen together pose #relax bro aint nobody takin him from u

I made a friend for Daisy! Meet Peach!

#my art #original character #monsters #i felt like daisy needed a friend so I made her one #the names Are not taken from anything else no no #she is as friendly as Daisy!#you should hang with these gals they're cool #trust them #sit on peachy' mouth #its comfy

People ask me for tattoo advice a lot and I give long, detailed, tailored answers and I don’t think any of it ever retains.

So if I can only get one thing to sink in, let it be this.

Do not walk in and ask the artist to make the tattoo smaller with the same level of detail. They will internally laugh at you. Anyone in the studio who overhears you will groan and internally laugh at you. They will all gather at the staff Christmas party and cringe about all the people who asked that question this year.

#smaller is FINE #but IT HAS TO HAVE LESS DETAIL IF IT’S SMALLER #trust them #they know #do you want a garbled mess in a year #you cant have smaller and same detail #TRUST THE EXPERTS #also just get the bigger tattoo #this is genuine and real and true advice #but also a little bit propaganda because I want everyone to start getting bigger tattoos #genuinely Im yet to meet a tattoo artist whi doesnt go heart eyes when you ask for the tattoo to be bigger #so just consider it #personal #text #tattoos

#the universe #signs #synchronicities #trust them #favorite #just saying

#ancestors #ruthless #trust them

We are not meant to handle life alone and we should not try to.

#mine #yes to a certain degree you need to self regulate #sort through your thoughts and feelings #but do not isolate yourself #you can and should rely on the people around you #trust them #and it‘s on you to do that #to open up and ask for help #sth I really struggled with and still do #but it opens up so many opportunities to bond with people on a deeper level

just ran across an eater article about the "saddest restaurant closings" in my area, and let me tell you, folks, one of those closings made me delighted

five years ago, i ended up dragged along to this fancy-ass tasting menu restaurant with my husband, my mother, and my boss's mother in law. menu was very, very not vegetarian, and i was nearly vegan. a note at the bottom said you can email them if you have dietary needs-- but any vegetarian will tell you, no vegetarian menu items mean the option presented to you will either be 'hummus sandwich' or 'seasonal roasted veggie'

i was like, let's go all the way with this. ask for a vegan tasting menu, me and my husband both. see what happens.

we show up with my omnivore parents and they start bringing out the courses, and it's grudging apathy beyond my wildest dreams. every course they serve us either either:

-exactly what the omnivores are eating, with parts/layers of the dish removed-- i.e. a custard and tapioca dish with the custard removed. no extra tapioca, no attempt to rebalance flavors, nothing.

-a single, barely-seasoned seasonal roasted vegetable in place of meat

legendary example: meat course, skewered steak cube. vegan course, skewered beefsteak tomato. literally the same thing guys

(keep in mind this isn't any cheaper than the full meaty menu)

but that's not even my favorite part

at the end of the meal of expensive mediocre vegetables i excuse myself to the restroom and wash my hands. huh, that soap smells nice, like rosemary, lemme check the bottle to see who makes it--

the fucking soap

was made of beef tallow

#that is the most expensive meal i have ever eaten #and left me the hungriest #psa: if your vegetarian family menu says there is nothing to eat at a restaurant #trust them