Calamity B Yossarian

✨ Bi/thot/taken✨ 🍂 My Autumn antlers are IN 🍂 always a slut for a slice of life minotaur lady 🌿 My tags are mainly for personal archive purposes you can reblog whatever the fuck you want on here dw

[quannaix]

[quannaix]

I like how easy it is to do my taxes but I feel so in pain when I see my income like okay if that’s true then where did all that money go then

[nvpengyou]

“are u okay?” no i need more money

[quannaix]

Happy Quannaixzaa and mirthful enagening! Welcome to being 30s of old, I think it's pretty rad so far. I am looking so very forward to seeing you!! 🥳🎂🥂💝

My dream is that one day we will have hung out enough times, that at some future birthday of yours I can post my very *own* collage of all my favourite times we were together and be like all your cool friends 💋

Thank yoooou! You makes 30s look so dreamy im very keen for this. And also We are so close

We just need at least one more for a Good Collage™️ but according to my (extensive) photos I was too shy to get a photo last year I will make sure to never let that stop me again LET’S GO YOU ARE MY COOL FRIENDS 🥰

[methclub-qnlcytew]

huRRAY

[quannaix]

Kissing you one William times

[quannaix]

hello my beloved friend! I always get a bit confused about the specifics of the time zone tango, but I think I'm still in the clear to wish you a VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY 💜💜💜💜💜🐸🎂🕺💃

You NAILED IT! As ever you are a master of timezones and it never ceases to amaze me, along with many and various other spectacular things about you. I hope you have a great day as well 💖🥰💖🥰💖🥰💖🥰💖

[moss-wizard]

Watch dweebs on the internet will make it sound like that wearing a 50mm watch will be akin to lugging the Antikythera Mechanism around on your wrist and then it turns out that it's just a totally normal regular size for a watch.

Also I highly recommended stripping yourself of all shame & just dousing yourself in shades of green (or your own favourite colour I guess 🙄)

[quannaix]

The cats clearly got too excited for my birthday which is why they vomited everywhere for me to wake up to

[xbeautifulxgarbage]

[xbeautifulxgarbage]

[quannaix]

It is so important to have bush

[tromboneralert]

It is so important to be naked

[dolfin]

thoughts on pho? 🎤

[wookieeoftheyear]

🦐🦐🦐

[coffeeandcigarettesv9]

[cuppydogshane]

all the rights that come with marriage you should be able to have without marriage btw. you should be able to designate a person who can visit you in the hospital regardless of your relationship to that person.

[tallymali]

THANK YOU TO THE UNIVERSE FOR MAKING ME BISEXUAL

[quannaix]

Eating more food now YUM and then will go on delightful walk and then beautiful shower then pivot into evening activities