Calamity B Yossarian

✨ Bi/thot/taken✨ 🍂 My Autumn antlers are IN 🍂 always a slut for a slice of life minotaur lady 🌿 My tags are mainly for personal archive purposes you can reblog whatever the fuck you want on here dw

[quannaix]

[quannaix]

Okayeeeee head up street to acquire shopping and then work out the rest of my day. Want to do some papier mache

[estrogirlie]

*bouncing and whining on it* do you like. actually like me?

[punkrock-bottom]

Unfortunately I do actually enjoy pizza and having my butt touched

[petruchio]

im literally always saying this

[mousey-toy]

[finalgirlabigailhobbs]

“oh one time my—” (abruptly stops myself from saying the words “tumblr mutual” in public) “overseas colleague”

[endreal]

she's so beautiful

[punkdollrora]

[persianmom-deactivated20260602]

hate that I was understanding when I should’ve just been a cunt

[achillesinhighheels]

sorry i never replied. everyday is blending together and i'm losing sense of time

[orpheuslament]

i dont trust anyone whos hostile towards city pigeons one bit & im being very serious about it

[girlstressed]

sorry i cant talk rn im busy thinking about how i should have done everything differently

[tromboneralert]

Who up being their up

[probablily]

I just love it when things are earnest like everyone get more earnest now

[mysongarlic]

Thank Garlic, it's Friday!!

(Featuring Morticia aka Morty aka The Mort)

Make sure you get lots of rest! And eat lots of food! And tell your loved ones how much you love them!

[igorafvckassbowlcut]

there are days where NO ❌️ video games are played and there are days where video games are played for 10 or maybe 14 hours straight