Things that happen when Harry tumbles with his mic chord:
Harry: Bloody hell I can't be doing this again Lou is going to give me so much shit he will never let me live this down he's also never going to me tour with a chorded mic again shit fuck buggery just smile and wave Harold smile and wave.
Louis: He's never going to tour with a chorded mic again. He wants that chord so bad, I'll give him that chord and bloody pin him to a bed with it and... Oh. OH.
Me: I agree with Louis and also need this in a fic stat.

















