#truth funny

[auro-prime]

This is so unbelievably true.

[wwbyd-blog]

3rd wheel problems

there is nothing i hate more than being a 3rd wheel. What 3rd wheel means is when you are with your friend and his girlfriend and you are by yourself. Its really annoying if i am playing a game or dicking around and i turn around to fucko and tits mcgee dry humping like homecoming dates. PDA ( or public display of affection) is so fucking annoying to witness when you are by yourself. It makes me want to punch someone in the throat because it makes me feel pathetic and my lobedo drops tremendously.

I don't have girlfriends its a new face almost every week so its pretty shitty when i am by myself and i get the question harmonized by 2 dick wads asking me "what happened to that chick." I say that she died and move on with my life. 3rd wheel is like the backward ass cock block from hell, its like watching softcore porn in real life. I am not going to lie i am such a cock when it comes to that shit, i will cock block worse than your grandmother walking in on you finger banging your yet to be girlfriend that eventually gets mental scars from what happened.

Don't call me to hang out then i have to sit in the corner of regret and disappointment because i couldn't get a date at that very moment. How would you like it if i just spread eagle on your couch and fuck some random chick while you have family over for dinner? That's how it feels when you do that do me.

[iamsuperdanika]

Di uso maligo pag malamig.

[ellejaypea-blog]

Instead of typing LOL I'm going to type SALTS ( smiled a little then stopped ) it's more truthful

[sadlervann-blog-blog]

The real trouble with reality is that there’s no background music.