#truth test

[futureless]

i stopped venting, because vents run to other rooms ..

[wingedcollectors]

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[thecomedybureau]

Nathan Fielder's Idea To Make Car Mechanics Seem More Truthful

Cookies and polygraph tests are what Nathan Fielder is going to use to try to make this car mechanic not seem like he's pulling a fast one on people when giving them estimates. 

You can look forward to more ingenious ideas, and weird cookies perhaps, when Nathan For You returns next week.

[violettduchess]

Guilty or Innocent

RULE 1 You can only say Guilty or Innocent.

RULE 2 You are not allowed to explain anything unless someone messages you and asks!

Kissed one of your Facebook friends? - Guilty

Danced on a table in a bar? - Innocent

Ever told a lie? - Guilty

Had feelings for someone whom you can’t have back? - Guilty

Ever kissed someone of the same sex? - Innocent

Kissed a picture? -  Guilty

Slept in until 5 PM? - Innocent

Fallen asleep at work/school? - Guilty

Held a snake? - Guilty

Been suspended from school? - Innocent

Worked at a fast food restaurant? - Innocent

Been fired from a job? - Innocent

Done something you regret? - Guilty

Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? -Guilty

Kissed in the rain? - Guilty

Sat on a roof top? - Guilty

Kissed someone you shouldn’t? - Innocent

Sang in the shower? - Guilty

Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? - Guilty

Shaved your head? - Innocent

Slept naked? - Guilty

Had a boxing membership? -Guilty

Made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry? - Guilty

Donated Blood? - Innocent

Eaten alligator meat? -  Guilty

Eaten cheesecake? - Guilty

Still love someone you shouldn’t? -Innocent

Have/had a tattoo? - Innocent

Liked someone, but will never tell whom? - Innocent

Been too honest? - Guilty

Ruined a surprise? - Guilty

Ate in a restaurant and got so bloated that you couldn’t walk afterwards? - Innocent

Erased someone in your friends list? - Guilty

Dressed in a woman’s clothes (if you’re a guy) or man’s clothes (if you’re a girl)? - Guilty 

Joined a pageant? - Innocent

Been told that you’re handsome or beautiful by someone who totally meant what they said? - Guilty

Had communication w/ your ex? - Innocent

Get totally drunk one night and you have an important exam tomorrow morning? - Innocent

A total stranger treat you by buying you a drink? - Innocent

Get totally angry that you cried so hard? - Guilty

Tried to stay away from someone for their own good? - Innocent

Thought about suicide? - Innocent

Thought about murder? - Innocent

How about mass murder? - Innocent

Rode in a stranger’s vehicle? - Innocent

Stalked someone? - Guilty

Been so drunk that you forget things that happened while you were intoxicated? - Innocent

In love? - Guilty

[itsametaphorhazelagustus-blog]

Cross what you have done

Cross what you have done/true. ↘

Appearance

I have/had piercings besides the ears.

I want piercings besides the ears.

I have many scars.

I tan easily.

I wish my hair was a different color.

I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.

I have/want a tattoo.

I can be self-conscious about my appearance.

I have/had braces. 

I have more than two piercings.

  Embarrassment

Disney movies still make me cry.

I’ve laughed so hard I’ve cried. 

I’ve glued my hand to something.

I’ve laughed until some kind of beverage came out of my nose.

I’ve had my pants rip in public.

I’ve touched something sharp/hot/etc to see if it would hurt.

Health

I’ve gotten stitches.

I’ve broken or dislocated a bone.

I’ve had my tonsils removed.

I’ve had my wisdom teeth removed.

I’ve had chicken pox.

Travel

I’ve been to Florida.

I’ve driven/ridden over 200 kilometres in one day.

I’ve been on a plane.

I’ve been to California. 

I’ve been to Asia.

I’ve been to Niagara Falls.

I’ve been to Vanuatu or the Mystery Islands.

I’ve been to the Caribbean.

I’ve been to Europe.  live there

Experiences

I’ve gotten lost in my city.

I’ve seen a shooting star.

I’ve wished on a shooting star. 

I’ve gone out in public in my pajamas. 

I’ve pushed all the buttons on an elevator.

I’ve slapped someone.

I’ve kissed someone underwater.

I’ve chugged something.

I’ve crashed a car.

I’ve been skiing.

I’ve been in a musical.

I’ve auditioned for something.

I’ve been on stage.

I’ve caught a snowflake on my tongue.

I’ve sat on a rooftop at night.

I’ve pranked someone.

I’ve ridden in a taxi.

Honesty / Crime

I’ve been threatened to be arrested.

I’ve broken a law.

I’ve done something I promised someone I wouldn’t.

I’ve done something I promised myself I wouldn’t.

I’ve snuck out.

I’ve lied about my whereabouts.

I’ve cheated while playing a game.

I’ve been in a fist fight. 

Death

I’m afraid of dying.

I hate funerals because they are too sad.

I’ve seen someone/something die.

Someone close to me has attempted/committed suicide.

I have attempted suicide.

I’ve thought about suicide before.

I’ve written a eulogy for myself.

Materialism

I own over 5 rap CD’s.

I’m obsessed with anime/manga.

I collected comic books. 

I own a lot of makeup. 

I own something from Pac Sun.

I own something from The Gap.

I own something I got on E-Bay.

I own something from Abercrombie.

I thrive on compliments.

I thrive on hate. 

Random

I can sing low key.

I’ve stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.

I open up to others easily.

I watch the news occasionally or always.

I don’t like to kill bugs.

I sing in the shower.

I’m a morning person.

I’m a sports fanatic. 

I twirl my hair. 

I care about grammar. 

I love to spam friends.

I’ve copied more than 30 CD’s in a day.

I bake well.

My favourite colour is either white, yellow, pink, blue, red, black, purple, or orange.

I would wear pajamas to school.

I like Martha Stewart.

I laugh at my own jokes. 

I eat fast food weekly.

I’ve not turned something in and still got an A in a certain class.

I can’t sleep if there’s a spider in the room. 

I’m really ticklish. 

I like white chocolate.

I bite/used to bite my nails.

I’m good at remembering names.

I’m good at remembering dates.

People

..used to ask if I was anorexic/bulimic.

..called me fat.

..have said I’m skinny.

..have said I’m ugly.

..have said I’m pretty. 

..have spread rumors about me.

..force me to eat. 

..say I eat too much.  

..say I eat too little.

Eating

I’ve lost weight.

I’ve gained weight.

I’m at my thinnest.

I’m at my biggest.

I’ve lost weight and kept it off.

I’ve lost weight, but gained it back.

My weight affects my mood.

I diet. 

I’m vegan/vegetarian.

I exercise.

I’ve fainted from exhaustion. 

Family

I’ve sworn at my parents.

I’ve planned to run away from home before.

I’ve run away from home. 

I have a sibling less than one year old.

I want kids in the future.

I’ve had kids.

I’ve lost a child.

Relationships

I’m engaged.

I’m married.

I’m single.

I’ve gone on a blind date.

I miss someone right now.

I have a fear of abandonment. 

I’ve gotten divorced.

I’ve had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back.

Someone has/had feelings for me when I didn’t have them back.

I’ve told someone I loved them when I didn’t.

I’ve told someone I didn’t love them when I did.

I’ve kept something from a past relationship.

Sexuality

I’m a cuddler.

I’ve been kissed in the rain.

I’ve hugged a stranger. they were when I hugged them

I’ve kissed a stranger.

Bad times

I regularly drink.

I can’t swallow pills. 

I can swallow numerous pills at a time without difficulty.

I’ve been diagnosed with depression at some point. 

I have/had anxiety problems.

I shut others out when I’m upset.

I don’t have anyone to talk to when I’m upset about something personal.

I have taken/take anti-depressants.

I’ve slept an entire day before.

I’ve plotted revenge.