#truth though

[incorrect-pluribus]

Carol: I thought you were dead!?

Zosia: That was yesterday.

[sevdolo]

[cjackalope]

The masculine urge to put pictures of your butt on the internet

[lins-fandom-hub]

MC and Merula: *bickering*

Almost everyone: I don't want to be their mediator.

[redeadepression]

So glad I don’t live in wagon times. People talking to me through my car window see me at my best angle but I would never have been married if I had to sit up on one of those tall ass wagons and had potential suitors being blinded by my triple chin.

[ms-snowqueen]

Blocked🧐

[thy-husband-thor]

Ah, the latest art installation.

This should be in museums