Jan 25, 2020
Mickey Season One: I'm not gay, I like vag more than a pornstar scandal
But also Mickey Season One: I can admit when I see a guy who has a handsome face, and pretty eyes...a rock-hard chest, and rippling abs...and the tightest ass, and those sculpted calves...and oh my god, take your pants off.
And immediately after, Mickey season one is like: I'm not gay, guys, that ain't me.
Mickey Now: I'm gay, so fuckin gay. I'm the one planning a wedding, screaming 'where are the gold Chiavari chairs with white cushions?!'