I was almost there. Teetering on my stack of books and pillows and other things that were definitely not safe, I had almost succeeded in my mission: grabbing the scissors from the top of the fridge. Once I had retrieved them, I wasted no time. Not even bothering to find a mirror, I started chopping away my golden locks. I hated having long hair; my bowl cut was my signature look (of course, at age four I did not know any difference). By the time my grandmother found me, it was too late for my hair. Shredded and laying in clumps on the floor, it was a goner. Meanwhile, I looked like I had taken a chainsaw to my scalp, and I mean this in the nicest way. Patchy and slightly bald, four year old me was shimmering in pride. “Look at my haircut! I want to be a ‘hair cutter’ one day!”
Flash forward three years. My hair was super long, blond, and beautiful. I was going in for my first haircut since a poor hairdresser had the challenge of my four year old hackjob. I wanted something new and ‘cool’. Which to me, meant flipping to a random page in a magazine and getting that exact haircut. *sigh* Luckily for me, though, it was a cute chin-bob. However, when it was done, I hated it. I cried and cried, making the poor hairdresser feel bad. (I don’t know why younger me seemed to have had a vengeance against hairdressers, the poor ladies!) Since then, my hair has never been as long as it was before that haircut.
I don’t think I have ever gone through an early-life crisis without accompanying it with a drastic hair change; I have had purple hair, red hair, brown hair, many cuts with bangs, a pixie cut (which I loved), I have lightened my hair, cut it myself (no, I did not learn from when I was four), and so much more. My hair and I have a love-hate relationship—I hate the way it looks, so I change it. Constantly. However, I think I may just get bored of stagnation; I constantly need change. I can put this need into my hair; thus, never allowing myself to have a boring style. Even now I am thinking of my next hair adventure.