Roman: Hey Jan, what’s your type?
Janus: In guys?
Roman: Yeah
Janus: *gives him a long look* Handsome, dumb, a little egotistical, muscular, good with a sword, good dresser, caring to a fault, romantic, slays monsters in the imagination…
Roman: Wow, that’s really specific, is it someone I know?
Janus: *sigh* Did I mention ‘dumb’?
Roman: Yeah
Janus: Alright, just checking
*later*
Roman: Oh my god, Janus has a crush on Logan?!?
Virgil: He meant you, you idiot!












