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[asmallvillageincanada]

How the Signs Kill Bugs

Aries: "Don't bother it and it won't bother you'"

Taurus: Bug Spray

Gemini: Throwing things and crying

Cancer: Screaming until someone else does it

Leo: Torture

Virgo: Squishing them with toilet paper and flushing their corpse

Libra: Stomping on them

Scorpio: they don't kill bugs they put them outside

Sagittarius: i don't fucking know I've never met a Sagittarius but they get all the cool answers to this shit so they probably launch bugs into outer space or something the cool, illusive lil shits.

Capricorn: I saw a Capricorn eat grasshoppers once so that

Aquarius: Drowning them

Pisces: Fish usually don't run into this problem

[asmallvillageincanada]

Thinking about Captain America: Civil War

Me: I'm not ready I'm not ready I'm not ready I'm not ready oh god I'm not ready I'm not ready I'm not ready how am i supposed to be able to handle any of that

Friend: You know it doesn't come out for another year, right?

Me:

Friend:

Me: *just starts screaming*

[asmallvillageincanada]

Super Powers based off your sign

Aries: Fire

Taurus: Super Strength

Gemini: LASERS!!!!!!

Cancer: Healing Factor

Leo: Shapeshifting

Virgo: Mind reading/Telekinesis

Libra: Invisibility

Scorpio: Teleportation

Sagittarius: Flight

Capricorn: Super agility

Aquarius: Can talk to marine life

Pisces: Can turn into water

[asmallvillageincanada]

we're not even half an hour into halloween yet and turtlesaurtherex has already received a lecture from me on the spooky topic of Memento Mori/Post mortem photography hell yeah

[asmallvillageincanada]

I got an ab wheel cause I'm starting to work out and I'm really scared I'm gonna mess up and hit my face on the wheely part. 

Like that would wheely hurt.