Rufus: Now that I know Lazard is my half-brother, I want full intelligence on him, Tseng. Infiltrate, observe, extract. Whatever it takes. I'm trusting you.
Tseng: Understood, sir.
*A few hours later*
Tseng: I've gathered several insights, sir.
Rufus: Excellent. What was your method? Blackmail? Surveillance? Coercion? Lethal force?
Tseng: Lethal force? We had a candlelight dinner.
Rufus:
Tseng:
Rufus: What the fuck kind of intelligence did you get??
Tseng: He uses strawberry lip balm.
Rufus: TSENG—
oh my GOD I LOVE YOU/POS
this made my entire day oh my gosh














