you know how in the system of dr tarr and prof fether all the patients friends and workers describe themselves in the 3rd person so the main character doesnt find out they mean themselves? i think it would be funny if they went into way more detail
like cordova's just like 'we had a patient, once upon a time, who very pertinaciously maintained himself to be a Cordova cheese, and went about, with a knife in his hand, soliciting his friends to try a small slice from the middle of his leg. he was tan, had short brown hair, scars everywhere and he was very tall.'
and the main character is just like '................bro that sounds like you'