I heard there was a cat boarding here? I hope you have space for one more!
He has anxious attachment, please be nice to him
Look, he tryin’ to make fwends! :3
(He might get mauled…)

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I heard there was a cat boarding here? I hope you have space for one more!
He has anxious attachment, please be nice to him
Look, he tryin’ to make fwends! :3
(He might get mauled…)
[TSP | §TAN PARABLE AU!] C'mon everybody.
Anyone done a female Stanley before?
(Aka, what would your Narratorz think of her I mean lol if you want! @squibz-parable-posting @vessinthebucket @minicorruptprogram @kennartist @blackkatdraws2)
Stanley parable modern au headcannons? 👀
-eva
Sincerest apologies for not replying right away, I had it in my plans to sketch out a few but unfortunately it didn't work out😞🙏🏼
Uhh damn, I really have to gather them all in one place haha, they're all scattered around my dms with friends
But anyway! Here are some I remember:
One of the hcs I have is that Stanley's more skilled in cooking basic stuff(eg. omelettes, salads, things that require intuition), and the Narrator prefers to bake because of the need for the exact measurements! Although it does annoy him when something doesn't turn out the way it should, lmao. Also, whenever they enter the kitchen it becomes a mess
This one I've shown already, but it's technically the modern AU so yeahhh
The two would be SOOO prone to drunk shenanigans of all kinds, and then would wake up with the worst hangovers ever
For other headcanons:
• I'd imagine for them to loose e/o in the store quite often, especially since Stanley isn't the loudest. The Narrator can get too into his rambles while Stanley zones out at some cereal, and boom. They now are at completely different ends of the store
• Stanarrator would fight a lot. However, they become even more INSUFFERABLE when they're separated, so the whole squad(TK, Mariella, Currie) have to suffer ten times more when the two enter their 427th divorce arc/silly
• They'd be awful parents. So I don't imagine them having kids
• The Narrator is sensitive to the cold, so when they sleep he instinctively moves closer to Stanley because he's warm
• They like to cringe at low budget soap operas and shit on them
• Stanley is an early bird, so when he wakes up he spends a few minutes basking in the comfort of being held by another person
• On the other hand, the Narrator struggles to fall asleep so he spends that time whispering some nonsense to Stanley untill he exhausts himself enough(Sometimes Stanley pretends to be asleep to hear them)
• When they feel lovey dovey, the Narrator likes to count Stanley's freckles and connect them into constellations(this one isn't modern AU exclusive tbh)
• When one struggles with personal hygiene, the other helps them out. He washes their hair and so on(usually it's Stanley who struggles, but both can have depressive episodes)
• The Narrator would be good at bargaining at markets
Phew! I'm certain there are a lot more, however for now that's all I have ^^ Thank you enormously for the ask! I hope it satisfied you, hugss🫂❤️
What would it look like if they all made a gingerbread house?
He just wants some cookies man- 💀🙏
Dear Narry,
Can I give you some chocolate and a heating pad? Yk because you must be on your period with how horribly moody you are all the time?
From your bestest friend forever, Finnley
ps. it must suck bleeding all the time 💔😔
Is...is that a no?
Also, you are completely right. This is why he's cranky. /vsilly
tbh your narrators seem very system-coded. not sure if you meant to do that or not but it's very cool
this is not at all an insult or meant to be offensive, just stating an observation, but please feel free to delete this ask if it goes against what you intended for the character /gen
HELLO! No worries, I’m glad you asked ^^
So my Narrator’s IS system inspired. I never said this before because I was afraid that people might not see the intention, or that I may inaccurately represent it (I unfortunately don’t know much about systems)
(This is essentially an “internal” argument when they found out about each other)
There’s a lot to his story that I haven’t shown yet, but I hope that answers your question well enough!
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what is,, his favorite ice cream,,
honestly if you give Nolan any ice cream flavor he would eat it
If you wanted him to pick one his favorite flavor would be good ol cookies and cream or strawberry cheesecake because those flavors slap
he also likes ice cream type treats like gelato or sorbet too hehe