Jul 28, 2024
transcript:
my favorite tidbit about rome is that in the mid-1800s one of the popes didn’t like the statues in rome having dicks so he ordered them knocked off. fast forward to the last decade or so and art historians in conjunction with the vatican are trying to erm. restore. the statues. but the dicks were just. kept in a box. so art historians are going around rome, with a box of dicks, trying to match them up to their owner.
Pin the dick on the roman
[supernatural gif of the character dick roman] Oh, well, now you’re just flirting.
I just spat my coffee all over my fucking screen.
