I've never climbed a fence this high before!

Somehow you've stumbled upon my blog. Congrats. I'm Archie and this is my blog. Expect lots of fandom posts, bitching about cosplay, and terrible attempts at deep thought that most likely occur during the wee hours of the night. 23, graphic design major, japanese minor, genderfluid.

[babyseraphim]

I always see people talking about how eating too little or forgetting to eat is a symptom of mental illness and therefore shouldn’t be judged, but I never see anyone say anything about how mental illnesses can drive people to overeat.

People with binge eating disorder exist.

People with ADHD who eat when they’re bored, and need something to do exist.

People with depression who comfort eat exist.

People with PTSD who overeat as a way to make themselves look unappealing, or as a way of comfort exist

People who overeat as a form of self harm exist.

We exist.

Because overeating and being fat is so harshly hated upon, no one wants to believe that fat people are struggling with mental illness; they just want to believe that fat people are lazy and refuse to change because they don’t want to.

We don’t owe you anything.

[princess-flowers]

I had no idea that was a symptom of ADHD! I just thought I had no self control or something.

[choochofcolor]

me when i’m arguing with someone: look my memory is shit but looking at these vague statistics buried in my brain i can promise you you are wrong

[boltgsr]

IMAX UPLOADED THE MUMMY TRAILER WITH HALF THE AUDIO CHANNELS MISSING AND CREATED 40 SECONDS OF UNDILUTED COMEDIC PERFECTION

[newhologram]

Shit like this is why I could not stop laughing in film editing school. I would have to leave class because I was in tears whenever I had to do sound.

[withyouinspirit]

@voynichs

[netzwerkdurchsetzungsgesetz]

“NO” IS THE FUNNIEST THING EVER

[melthehoneybee]

I talk about this every time the trailer plays at my theatre

[goatsama]

I’m so happy I finally got to wear penguin nozomi!! Hopefully I’ll get to wear this again soon it was too much fun 💜🐧💜

[kniivila]

Dog does not understand

[geekandmisandry]

Not all muslims = not all men

Sure, comparing a group of people who have an extreme minority of people committing violence and who, in turn, have to deal with extreme violence against THEM despite having not done a violent thing to a group of privileged wank stains who cry when their systemic advantages are pointed out seems logistically sound.

It’s the same! It all comes crashing down!

[lladcyyy]

Not all men: bullshit because every (cis) man benefits from misogyny bullshit because every man can do something against misogyny

Not all muslims: true because muslims are targets of ISIS just like everybody else is true because muslims can’t do anything against ISIS true because they’re just people living their lives with their very peaceful religion unrelated to what islamophobes and terrorists call “islam”

[ploppythespaceship-a]

Okay okay okay. So I’ve seen Star Trek: First Contact about a hundred times and I can’t believe I never noticed this.

So first contact with the Vulcans happens, right? The Vulcan ship lands…

Ooh look an alien. Pointy ears!

He offers what we as Star Trek fans recognize as the traditional Vulcan greeting.

Zefram Cochrane tries to copy…

Haha he can’t do it.

So he of course offers what he knows to be a traditional greeting, namely a handshake.

And ah yes, what a wonderful moment. Two cultures are exchanging greetings, learning about each other. It’s awesome.

Until you remember that Vulcans kiss with their hands.

So basically, this Vulcan offered a nice polite “how do you do” and Zefram Cochrane offered smoochies.

I really hope this came up in conversation later.

[captaincrusher]

The Vulcans did a Kirk on the whole human race.

[consultingvillainess]

LET ME JUST STOP YOU ALL FOR A SECOND.

The person above was right, Vulcan’s kiss with their hands. But typically, the way they kiss only involves their index and middle finger being pressed against another person’s. That is a kiss.

In, “The Search for Spock,” you see that in the Vulcan culture, just running your fingers against someone else’s can be considered sex (the scene is super strange, but it’s heavily implied, forgive me if I’m wrong).

So, going on that thought, this isn’t just a kiss.

This is like, a make-out session, or at least a long, passionate kiss.

I just, I just can’t get over it because:

1. There are are other Vulcan’s watching these guys, but the Vulcan in front just fucking accepts the kiss.

2. This takes a second right? Like, Zefram can’t do the Vulcan salute so he offers his hand and this Vulcan just gives him this face like, “oh, um, alright? I guess I shouldn’t refuse.” And he just ACCEPTS IT.

The best thing over all is, after they connect, this Vulcan just gives this guy bedroom eyes. It’s like he’s thinking, “well, bold of you sir, bold. Such a strong grip. Perhaps we can do this again in private.”

I just…

THIS GUY.

[aturinfortheworse]

you know that harry potter quote about unicorn blood and like “you have slain something pure and defenseless to save yourself,” i have just a note  about that, a small detail to consider is that, uh, they’re horses with spears on their heads. if you know anything about horses or spears…

[hypokeimena]

#me designing the most pure and defenceless animal: #im just gonna strap a long knife to the second evilest domestic animal

[motherish]

[micthemicrophone]

IS THAT WHY HE’S FUCKING DEAD?

[thatadhdfeel]

TADHDFW your professor attributes short attention span to millennials who want instant information.

Bonus round: rsd makes you feel like it was directed at you.

“Did you millennials, with your short attention span, listen long enough…”

[refinery29]

Drunk History just did a really amazing episode on the Stonewall Riots.

Besides everything, two great things about this episode: 1) The narrator is Crissle West, the woman who narrated the Harriet Tubman episode; and 2) Comedy Central actually cast transgender actors for transgender roles.

Gifs: Comedy Central

Check it out.

[bootsnblossoms]

Fucking perfect. Putting the narrative back in the hands of the changemakers makes me unspeakably happy. *sniffles* 

[livinginthequestion]

Today is not the motherfucking day.

[fruitsaladchewits-deactivated20]

[amphitritie]

i miss last summer when everyone was playing pokémon go that was so nice it felt like everyone was happy

[cyborg-furby]

My favorite thing about Victor Hugo is that the Notre Dame Cathedral was a huge eyesore on the verge of collapsing and was planned to be demolished but Victor Hugo was like “hey :( I like that building” and wrote The Hunchback of Notre Dame to save it. and it worked

In the book he described the cathedral in the state it was in but also in comparison to what it looked like in the 15th century before it got all fucked up in the French Revolution. His book got translated into a fuck ton of languages and was distributed all around Europe. Tourists who were fans of him would go to see it while in Paris and were appalled to see just how bad of shape it was in and it started to become stain on paris’ reputation.

So finally the king funded the Hella expensive restoration which I imagine was one really fucking gnarly project, the structure it’s self being the tip of the ice burg because of how many religious artifacts and statutes and junk that had been ruined.

So thanks Vicky that’s one hell of a beautiful tower.

[down-sizing-deactivated20180211]

So you’re telling me that we still have the Notre Dame Cathedral because of fanfiction?

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

yes.

[kingcheddarxvii]

Me before a BotW session: ok I’m gonna beat a few shrines, get this item, finish these sidequests, maybe find a memory or two and then head to the next dungeon Me for the next 5 hours: gotta wait for it to stop raining so I can climb this rock and jump to that other rock

[crymetina]

Round 1: FIGHT

[babyanimalgifs]

everyone needs more bunnies on their dash