#tsunee

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i know it's filler but Orochimaru's "I'll bet on Jiraiya" is the ultimate sannin sentence: it's about bets, which is Tsunade's thing, it's about supporting Jiraiya (🤭), and it's Orochimaru of all people saying it. verrry satisfying. ⃤

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imagine orochimaru asking tsunade to spank him and she gets a little bit too into it and forgets to suppress her super strength

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Orochimaru & Tsunade in a hot tub, wasted and high as kites, 0 feet apart cause they're gay

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🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 (residual hype from seeing fox tsunade)

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SUN AND MOON LESBIANS

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wikipedia

"one of the three " imma make these into sannin

sannin as meninges:

pia mater is orochimaru it means "tender mother" somfte mother <333333

dura mater is tsunade because she's tough <3

arachnoid mater is jiraiya because of the strange webbed matter he can project using his hair :3

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https://www.tumblr.com/illumiao/727205197838991360/which-situation-is-the-scariest-to-imagine-with

Tsunade’s fists are the scariest for sure but what if she had a loaded pistol

Regarding the poll my pick was her at a casino cause if she's at the bar she's 99.9% likely to be drunk so it has to mess with her aim a little bit.

If she's in the hokage office, she knows she's a representative so she could be open to negotiations. +this encounter is likely not personal.

if you're Jiraiya, she doesn't actually want to kill you I'm pretty sure. If you're Oro... well. depends what you've been up to. but. option 5 premise doesn't sound threatening to me it's more uuhuhu ehehe. u kno ;) The casino is where it could get really messy cause what if Tsunade wins for once?? and you refuse to give her her reward or you steal it from her. what then. holy shit.

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Uuuhh High ranking Noble Warrior Tsunade dressing her favored concubine Orochimaru in expensive jewels and light clothing, as it is customary to showcase your power and status that way during diplomatic meetings, ceremonies etc... and then... and then after the feast they... 👉👈

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