#ttlgevent

[thescourgesebastian-blog]

Sue Sylvester -- The Hyperion's fearless leader, or as I like to call her, Captain Wears-Too-Many-Sweater-Vests -- held a mandatory meeting in the lobby of the hotel this afternoon.

Her declaration of the day: Demons are not to be killed -- unless absolutely necessary -- but exorcised.

Can someone -- anyone -- explain to me the logic and reasoning behind this idiotic statement?

My hope for not only the Hyperion army, but humanity itself, is lost. If any of you repulsive creatures at McKinley would, perhaps, turn me so that I no longer have to be associated with these imbeciles I would -- well, appreciation is a stretch but you have my word that if I were to kill you I'd make it quick.

[gagegilbert-blog]

This is a public service announcement from -- yours truly -- Gage Gilbert --

That is all -- proceed with your regularly scheduled killings.

[gilbertlegacy-blog]

Ladies and gentlemen, McKinley’s finest. The ones who brag and post about who and when they’ll kill. Is it any wonder humans feel as though they can put a stop to us when we’re handing them over this information?

[gagegilbert-blog]

Attention McKinley monsters: for each and every human who dies at your hands, I will make sure you suffer tenfold in comparison to how they did before I allow you to die. 

Sue Sylvester brought me to the Hyperion for a reason -- to ensure that William Schuester and McKinley go down in flames -- and I’ll be damned if I don’t fulfill that purpose.