I stand before my fellow members
of The Tortured Poets Department
With a summary of my findings
A debrief, a detailed rewinding
For the purpose of warning
For the sake of reminding
As you might all unfortunately recall
I had been struck with a case
Which explains my plea here today
You see, the pendulum swings
Leads the caged beast to do the most curious things
Lovers spend years denying what's ill fated
meticulously by hand next to the ceiling fan
Tried to orbit his planet.
I tore down the whole sky.
Then a crash from the skylight
And so I was out of the oven
Out of the slammer and into a tidal wave
How gallant to save the empress from her gilded tower
Swinging a sword he could barely lift
Bur loneliness struck at that fateful hour
Low hanging fruit on his wine stained lips
He never even scratched the surface of me.
“In summation, it was not a love affair!”
I screamed while bringing my fists
It was a mutual manic phase.
It was house and then cardiac arrest.
A smirk creeps onto this poet’s face
Because it's the worst men that I write best.
And so I enter into evidence
My tarnished coat of arms
My muses, acquired like bruises
The tick, tick, tick of love bombs
My veins of pitch black ink
All’s fair in love and poetry
The Chairman of The Tortured Poets Department